"After an unexpected visit from their dark lord and leader, “Baron Afanas,” the vampires are reminded of what they were initially tasked with upon their arrival in Staten Island over a hundred years ago – total and complete domination of the New World. But what exactly is the best way to go about achieving said domination? Our vérité camera crew follows along as the vampires set out to answer this query."
Here's a review that gives a lot more detail! I am recording this preview and if it comes reasonably close to living up to this reviewer's hype, will watch it until the conquest is complete.
I almost married a vampire, but I found a "Whatever You Do, Don't Marry a Vampire!" board and they saved my caratoids!
It's not lost on the moviemakers that Staten Island is home to the Gambino crime family mob, for real. The mid to upper level echelons have made it their home for close to the past 100 years.
It's no coincidence because of this it is also the safest borough to live in for NYC. The exception to this of course is don't mess with the bad dudes there because they don't play nice. Otherwise they keep the crime out of their own neighborhood by exporting it to other neighborhoods.
It was one of the safest areas I think I've lived in.
The Gambino underboss was gunned down just a week ago in his own Staten Island driveway by a 23-year old basically punk because he had a beef with the guy. Fancy that. Let's see how long that kid lasts in Richmond County lockup.