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Posted by: OneWayJay ( )
Date: April 09, 2019 08:22PM

April 6 is Jesus real birthday. Per revelation - that is why the church later known as L-d$,inc was formed on that day.

Not one of the big guys, or even the token babes cared enough to wish Jesus HAPPY BIRTHDAY on Saturday?

Ungrateful group, aren't they. Probably too cheap to buy presents.

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Posted by: Aloysius ( )
Date: April 09, 2019 08:41PM

I literally (not figuratively) just said this in another thread. :)

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Posted by: relievedtolearn ( )
Date: April 09, 2019 10:35PM

LOL

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: April 09, 2019 10:40PM

Well, since they wanna be like other Christians, it's time to lose that talking point and celebrate the birth on Christmas.

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Posted by: OneWayJay ( )
Date: April 10, 2019 11:41AM

dagny Wrote:
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> Well, since they wanna be like other Christians,
> it's time to lose that talking point and celebrate
> the birth on Christmas.

Get ready because Nelson will soon REVEAL Dec is to celebrate Joseph Smith and April will be Christmas for those who will not be called Mormons -

It will be a "revelation" and get the whole world excited to learn Jesus True Birthday - and missionaries will baptize millions as a result.

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: April 10, 2019 12:59AM

or an item of "folklore".

Along these lines, the Stone of Gomer just revealed to me, from the depths of my black sombrero, the contents of an essay that will appear on the official website of the church in the year 2077.

Excerpt: "Some enemies of our church like to spread rumors that we believe in a book called the 'Book of Mormon' and that this oddly named book is full of nonsensical writings about people being cursed with dark skin due to iniquity and also talks about a group of people transplanted from Jerusalem to the Americas who multiplied so rapidly that they numbered in the millions and millions within just a few generations and had chariots and horses and steel and so on. We categorically deny such rumors. No such book has ever been endorsed or believed in by our church. There is some folklore about such a book that persists among some members of our church. But such folklore is based on ignorance and should not be taken seriously."

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 10, 2019 12:30PM

C'mon, there's no need to celebrate Jesus's birthday!

1. He's immortal! And what calendar was Elohim following when Jehovah was born? It literally could not have been an Earth calendar. As for his DOB as Jesus, when he was born to Mary, who was keeping track? I can see them counting six days, then resting, then starting over again, week by week, but who was paying attention to whatever passed for a Jewish calendar back then, which was based on the lunar cycle! There is literally no way to prove a date of birth for Jesus.

2. He has everything! Why have a birthday party where there is literally nothing you can get him that he doesn't already have! Unless you give him your unconditional love and respect, but that would be the same gift every year, and you're just one of maybe 150 billion relatives.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 10, 2019 03:45PM

Didn't you get the memo? SLC kowtows to Vatican City these days. Christ's birthday was months ago and they celebrated it.

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