How fortunate that the daunting problems we face here in Sand Land are obviously so few and far between.

I'm declaring the Arizona Legislature a public health crisis.

Just think of all the people they will save from STDs(sexually transmitting deviants)!

I can only imagine Steve Benson's next several cartoons.

I'm not denying certain people can get addicted to porn and maybe in extreme cases it becomes a mental illness but is it a problem to the levels of needing the state to declare it a crisis?

I would think obesity would be a bigger crisis.

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> I would think obesity would be a bigger crisis.

Sugar Transmitted Diabetes is a whole lot less a "spiritual disease" than what those sexually transmitting deviants are doing to Mormon's spirituality.

Just look at Thomas S. Monson. He was a veritable mountain for The Lord.



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and a veritable billboard for Pepsi, whose sales of sugar-free beverages in Mormondom soared.

Net effect? Revenues rose by 0.00000000007%.

It could have risen more if he had advertised. My family didn't know tell I told them and they don't trust my sources...

Well, your family may be on to something. Monson isn't necessarily a credible source!

Virtue signalling.

Hey, if people are stepping out directly into traffic while looking at porn on their iPhones, corrective steps ought to be taken!

If they walk out into traffic, very few steps are likely to be taken.

If anyone is having a problem with porn maybe you should try clearing your browser cache.

Too many Mormons in the state.

Anyone remember the office episode?


I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

Arizona: trying to out-crazy Utah since 1912.

The truest State of Deseret since polygamists move to the boarder.

Too many Mormon's trying to control what you do in the privacy of your own homes! Masturbation is the tool of the devil... if your right hand offends thee then cut it off...

The real crisis in Arizona and (states) are the following:

Not using your turn signal
Meth
Marijuana
Any other illegal drugs
The Wall
Insane credit card debt
Insane auto loan debt
Insane national debt in general
Drunk driving
Wrong way driving (this is a big one)
Road rage - just calm down
Washington D.C. not acting like children and learning to better the society for now and the future. The way it is going, I picture a society depicted in the book We by Yevgeny Zamyatin.

I'm sure there are other things, feel free to ad to the list.

I propose we consolidate UT, AZ, & S.E. Idaho;
all in favor, submit a stool sample...