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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 12, 2019 08:09PM

The tie-in to mormonism is that mormonism attaches to you and sucks the life out of you.

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Posted by: nolongerangry ( )
Date: May 12, 2019 08:48PM

Look at her eyeball. It tells all.

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Posted by: azsteve ( )
Date: May 12, 2019 10:19PM

...and for the mormon tie-in, Mormonism causes you bleeding and pain when you detach it from yourself.



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Posted by: Razortooth ( )
Date: May 12, 2019 08:19PM

Don't EVER tell me not to put a live octopus on my face! Nobody tells me what to do! Who do you think you are? The bishop?...Wait...Ouch...Okay...Maybe you were right. THIS time...Ouch...How do you get this thing off? Hey! Gimee back my lip!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: May 12, 2019 10:23PM

I was just about to put a live octopus on my face, when I happened to bring up RfM, and came upon your thread. So I decided not to. You're a real face-saver!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 12:13AM

Don’t let that octopus near your Glock: you’d regret it.



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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 06:03PM


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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: May 12, 2019 11:20PM

Well that sucks.

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Posted by: Brother Barnum ( )
Date: May 14, 2019 05:27AM


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Posted by: FelixNLI ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 12:51AM

Real good object lesson Dave - except I think We all know how Mormonism does that. Good lesson for people who have never been Mo's though. Thanks for reminding us just in case we think about going back.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 01:00AM

Follow the Profit.

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Posted by: Aquarius123 ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 03:35AM

Well that ruins my plans for next weekend.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 03:50AM

I would imagine so, Aquarium123.

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Posted by: anonyXmo ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 03:57AM

yeah I kinda figured that since it has a huge dang PARROT BEAK right in the middle and would likely chew your face off ... what's the deal with the PARROT BEAK on an octopus? God musta been drunk that day ... "hey let's put a beak on this thing!"

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 05:03AM

Octopus eat shell fish. The beak helps to break and open up the shells.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 03:02PM

in b 4 ~


you exmos are doing it wrong ~


you are supposed to remove the beak b4 you have sexy time with it ~


it's ok ~


it grows back ~


don;t ask ziller how he knows this ~

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 04:09AM

We know octopuses are astoundingly intelligent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cephalopod_intelligence



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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 06:01AM

Obviously more intelligent than this YouTuber.

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Posted by: Octopus ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 08:14AM

Poor woman? What about me? I was just moseying along one morning, looking forward to crab cakes and barnacles for breakfast, when I was mercilessly attacked by this strange ugly being who wanted to eat me or kiss me.

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Posted by: Chicken N.Backpacks ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 04:13PM


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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 04:52PM

Clearly there are better places to put one.

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Posted by: Richard Starkey ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 05:58PM


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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 07:17PM

Only an octopus in boots

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Posted by: Elyse ( )
Date: May 15, 2019 04:20PM

Interestingly, Yanis Varoufakis used that when he pointed out that EU sits like an octopus on the face of Greece.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 15, 2019 07:31PM

That's right.

The little girl, wise beyond her years, was using the octopus to make a point about the politics of national soveriegnty in Europe.

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