Guaranteed...YBU henchmen eh hem standards office will point a camera toward the front door and call people in for it. Coeds beware..resist the evil bean. It is Stan's drink. The only stimulation you should be receiving is your daily reading of the BOM, conferences addresses, and ministering.
By the way, when I was called in one time to the standards office, it was like the gestapo. Bunch of crazy SOB's they are.
I remember an ice cream concoction in Tiburon that put granulated unroasted coffee beans on top as a garnish. Okay in that context but as you know, light roast is "the real thing."
As this a free country, I respect other people's right to do it wrong, just as I have the right to proclaim the Truth.
I'm sure all the students will only be ordering the hot chocolate or the non-coffee double chocolate chip frappuccino... or at least that's what they'll be telling their bishops in interviews when caught.