ELOHIM: Jehovah, Michael, the let us go down and form man in our own likeness and in our own image, male and even more male, and put into them their spirits, and let us give them dominion over all things that slide upon the ice. We will plant for them a garden, eastward in Eden, and place them in it to whack pucks and slam each other against the boards, that they may be happy, and have joy therein.
Nate Nickerson, owner of Arnold's Lobster & Clam Bar in Eastham, Mass (on the forearm of Cape Cod) got a one-in-three-million BLUE LOBSTER in a shipment. He has contacted the St. Louis Aquarium to see if they would like to have it.
It has tentatively been named, "Stanley."
(Edited to correct typos)
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