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Date: July 07, 2019 04:33AM
Preparations will soon begin to celebrate the 300th Anniversary of the First 9 Visions.
Many changes are in store between now and that special day.
How long before the first black Mormon prophet is ordained?
My estimate: April 6, 2130
Three hundred years is about how long it would take to convince God that racism was wrong, in the first place.
By that date, I believe Starbucks will open micro stores in most Brazilian Stake Centers.
Transgender members will, by then, enjoy special Discount Cards at all Deseret Industries and Deseret Books, but will still be denied window seating at The Roof Restaurant in Salt Lake City.
Women will be granted partial Priesthood powers, including blessing the sacrament, but only in branches that still don't have enough worthy robots.
Meeting times in 2130 will be just 45 minutes total, and will include conveyor pews that enable attendance without the need for any walking.
BYU will have been dismantled and the lad sold to developers who agree to never build massage parlors, tattoo joints or Pawn Shops on the formerly-sacred sight.
Excommunications will become as rare as baptisms.
Eternal Divorce will be cited as the #1 reason most people join the 129,689 member faith.
The time is now yours to predict what will become of the only true church.