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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: August 26, 2019 04:05PM
Word of Wisdom update in verse

The Suffix, Ccino

This, brethren, means you
Have coffee in your beverage
It is taboo to have tea
Unless caffeine-free

But colas and energy drinks
Are okay by Jesus, as it’s
Coffee and tea he eschews
And he sees every beverage you choose

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: August 26, 2019 09:35PM
Re: Word of Wisdom update in verse

He must be really bored.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: August 26, 2019 10:51PM
Re: Word of Wisdom update in verse

I'll drink coffee,
I'll drink tea,
If they keep Mormons away from me!

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Posted by: normdeplume ( )
Date: August 27, 2019 12:25AM
Re: Word of Wisdom update in verse

Ode to our Word-of-Wisdom lad.

Holy Joe, the prophet,
Was prone to imbibing the fruit of the vine.

He swallowed some shots in the Carthage jail,
And ended up plastered and dead as hell.

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Posted by: shylock ( )
Date: August 27, 2019 01:33PM
Re: Word of Wisdom update in verse

Drinking hot coffee...
Smoking and flogging Molly...
Holy Joe so sad!

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