Woman Reportedly Fell 80 Feet While Practicing “Extreme Yoga” on Balcony ==============================================================================
"A young woman reportedly fell 80 feet from a sixth-floor balcony in Mexico while performing so-called “extreme yoga,” resulting in 110 broken bones and 11 hours of surgery."
As a Level X Operating Cretin, I have long been a Master Adept at Transcendental Vegetation, whereby I become One With the Void, and maintain a state of "Empty."