Date: October 08, 2019 04:03AM
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It will be the first ever combined Conference-and-funeral. Who will it be for? TBA....
The cult will bring 1,000 Africans (they're the most noticeable third world minority), and seat them on the front rows, with the cameras on them. Some of them will sing with the MoTab choir--nothing interesting or native African, mind you--just the same old Mormon dirges.
They will announce the end of the missionary program as they know it. Instead, they will be called "Disciples of Christ", and will teach and do people's yard work. Most of the missionary selling and door-knocking and harassing of the "less active" members will be the responsibility of the members.
There will be no more Mormons, and no more church members. They will be called "Saints unto Christ."
Nelson is right--one's imagination/inspiration runs wild in the middle of the night. I'm using a lighted computer.