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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: October 08, 2019 09:15PM
Jesus banned from Utah park

Took my grandkids to a local park that has a fountain. Rule number 7. No walking ON the water.

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Posted by: macaRomney ( )
Date: October 08, 2019 09:21PM
Re: Jesus banned from Utah park

you know Utah has some lovely parks and many nice reststops, and the best highways in the country. But everywhere you go there is a lot of rules. There's something in the culture, they are obsessed with them. Most of the rules have to do with picking up dog crap, and where dogs are allowed not allowed, etc.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: October 08, 2019 09:36PM
Re: Jesus banned from Utah park

Reason No.1 I had issues with being a good little Mormon boy from almost the get go. Couldn't figure out why all those rules should apply to me!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: October 08, 2019 10:55PM
He's not BANNED from the park. He just can't walk on the water.

Was there a sign dealing with turning the fountain water into wine? Didn't think so!

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: October 08, 2019 11:18PM
Re: He's not BANNED from the park. He just can't walk on the water.

You can turn it into wine but only if you surround the fountain with a curtain first.

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