logged off again
Date: October 13, 2019 08:45PM
The members are going to act more like Christ? If you think about it, that's kind of terrifying. Mormon Christ is one mean SOB.
Maybe the plan is to follow Book of M-word Christ. You know, the one who destroyed the major cities of Zarahemla, Moroni, Moronihah, Gilgal, Onihah, Mocum, Jerusalem (not the one where he was crucified, the one whose inhabitants had nothing to do with it), Gadiandi, Gadiomnah, Jacob, Gimgimno, Jacobugath, Laman, Josh, Gad, (two cities, not the actor), and Kishkumen.
Or maybe they intend to emulate Second Coming Christ who will burn everyone whose tithing isn't paid up. Bishop, from the stand: "Today, we will begin implementing our new Come Follow Me Exactly program. Each week, we will by inspiration select a ward member who is in tithing arrears, remove them to the parking lot, and set them on fire, just as Christ will surely do one day. Sister Hardluck, will you please accompany us outside."