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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 22, 2019 11:31AM

But why go to all the trouble for a fun themed wedding?

Apparently, Celestial Weddings start at...

"That means a girl can arrange a wedding for the cost of transportation to the temple and $3.50 for clothes to wear."

And really why pay all the money if one or both are going to leave the church?

"The union of a sealed couple is regarded as valid only if both individuals have kept their religious commitments and followed LDS teachings."
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Sealing_(Mormonism)

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Posted by: cl2 ( )
Date: October 22, 2019 02:21PM

high on a mountain top under a chuppah in Colorado. It was the most beautiful wedding I've been to.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 22, 2019 03:07PM

Was their wedding banner unfurled?

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Posted by: cl2 ( )
Date: October 22, 2019 08:36PM


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Posted by: stillangry ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 08:20AM

He looks like the type that could end up killing a man.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 10:44AM

He looks like a man.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 07:00PM

And what do you look like?

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Posted by: stillangry ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 07:59PM

Tall, bald and just bordering on husky.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 08, 2019 12:17PM

Do you trust in God?

”They have a better chance of me waking up thin tomorrow morning than they do of me taking that motto off our cars!"
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/were-standing-by-it-sheriff-doubles-down-on-in-god-we-trust-decals-after-atheist-groups-complaint/ar-BBWt8eR?ocid=spartandhp

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 01:25PM

The links in their article don't work for me (maybe because I'm not in the US?), but what I can see is lovely. When trying to see the rest of the photos, I went to the photographer's site. She proudly proclaims that she's "caffeine dependent, over caring, over swearing".

I like her already ;-)

Her photos are good too.

Tom in Paris

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 01:35PM

Note: The Celestial Kingdom would be more correctly known as the Testictial Kingdom, for reasons I am much too refined to enumerate, much less list!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 02:10PM

Mormons grow balls after death?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 02:16PM

The men do in the Testictial Kingdom, and maybe even some of the women. Frankly, for many of them, that's their seat of learning.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 02:20PM

Dew The Testictial Kingdom! Just Dew it. And Testictial Kingdom servants will clean up afterwards.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Manning_James



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/07/2019 02:24PM by Elder Berry.

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