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Date: October 27, 2019 01:55AM
I spotted a couple of Mormon missionaries at Carl's Jr Saturday night. They were sharing a bag of fries. As I walked out, one of them asked me if I knew much about Mormons. I shared that I knew too much. "What do you like about them?" he asked, as my burger-to-go grew colder. "They claim to know God, but really are actually quite clueless."
He said, "Tell me one thing we Mormons don't know about God. We know quite a bit about Him."
I asked him, "Has God ever driven a car?"
He looked at his companion, and admitted, "I don't know."
I continued, "If God owned a car, ever, what model would it be?"
Again, "I don't know."
Well, I could tell you a million things that you don't know about God, yet you devote your most dynamic years to leaving home, school, work and girlfriends to teach stuff you actually have no idea about. You're just repeating what you were taught as a child."
"That's true."
I then asked him, "Have you ever heard of the CES Letter?"
He had heard of it, but hadn't read it.
Shouldn't you confirm that the Corporation you serve for free isn't an elegant cult?"
A sweet lady, who had overheard the entire conversation came over, touched my arm, and asked me to leave these fine men alone.
Mindful of my cooling burger, which I had paid too much for, I smiled and went on my way.
But not before I turned and said, "CES Letter. Read it and go back home."
There were probably 14 Mormons in the place. Maybe more than one will Google it, and have heir life changed, for the better.
The burger was still good, though just barely warm still.
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