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Posted by: dumbmormons ( )
Date: January 11, 2020 06:30PM

All the hoopla about $134 Billion.

L-d$,inc is trying to make it sound normal - rainy day fund for Jesus Pepsi cola cooler in case Little Tommie Monson joins him for a bit during the Millenium.

Or something.

We hear "it is only a fund for the future" and "only a part of what is needed to The Lard". Have even heard "it is not much compared to what the church has".

If so - How much do they really take in for this to be "not much" in comparison?

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: January 12, 2020 09:47AM

I think total tithing revenue is something like $7B. They put $1B of that into the fund, which over 20 years grew to $124B.

It’s obviously a well performing fund, as you would expect when Jesus is providing insider information. Forget the Wolf of Wall Street, meet the Lamb of God. He plans to live the good life this time around.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/12/2020 10:03AM by babyloncansuckit.

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Posted by: kathleen ( )
Date: January 12, 2020 01:16PM

What's become of all this scandal ?

Where's Stacy Keach and American Greed when we need 'em ?

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Posted by: Justice ( )
Date: January 13, 2020 11:46AM

The Statute of Limitations on Criminal Income Tax Fraud is 6 Years.

Credit Suisse plead guilty in this case in May of 2014

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/credit-suisse-pleads-guilty-conspiracy-aid-and-assist-us-taxpayers-filing-false-returns

This means the IRS has until May 19 of this year to prosecute
the Church's Tax Fraud.

Stay tuned its coming down since most of the 100 Billion was the proceeds of Mormon scams hidden in Swiss Banks o keep it secret.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 13, 2020 12:58PM

dumbmormons Wrote:
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> L-d$,inc is trying to make it sound normal - rainy
> day fund for Jesus Pepsi cola cooler in case
> Little Tommie Monson joins him for a bit during
> the Millenium.

One has Jesus' juice they have respect, influence, power, authority, or sexual desirability.

I'll let others determine which Mormonism has in their Pepsi cola cooler.

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