Posted by:
Gorspel Dacktrin
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Date: June 25, 2011 09:47PM
Joseph Smith loved coming up with rituals and ordinances for the sheep to do. It was part of the scam and part of putting on the show to make people think that they were part of something special.
Some of them may have actually seemed exciting when they were initially introduced, but they haven't held up well over the years. The more accurate name for the Hosanna Shout as it's done in the modern church is the "Zombie Chant and Hankie Twirl."
I participated in one at a temple dedication. It really looked like something out of a zombie horror movie. You had this funky alien leader unit (I think it was Kimball at the time), pull out the hanky and twirl it, leading the zombie army in the most soulless, mechanical, spiritless chant imaginable. For some reason, everybody did it in a way that reminded me of those Frankenstein, Tonto and Tarzan Christmas greetings they used to do on SNL. (Especially, Phil Hartman's Frankenstein.)
Ho - san - nah...uh-oh must twirl hanky ...ho - san - nah...ugh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ubem25WyN8http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu3HgeMAxkI&feature=relatedThe Hosanna Shout ritual would probably be pretty stimulating if all the participants first partook of generous servings of sacramental wine and then got worked into a frenzy by a charismatic revivalist style preacher.
"And the angels...THE ANGELS...the very host of heaven...they're a-lookin' down on this scene at this-uh-very moment and they're-a-full of love,,,FULL OF EVERLASTING LOVE...for each an every one of us down here cuz we're doin' the right thing today! Didya hear me? I said we're doin'the right thing here-uh today-uh! Didya hear me? I said we're doin'the right thing here-uh today-uh!" Let me hear an amen! Let me here a louder amen! Let me here another one! You should be a-leapin for joy at the thought of the treasures that are being set aside for you in heaven at this-uh very moment!"
"And the Lord and the angels they-uh know everyone of you by name-uh! They know you, Rastus! They got your number, Betty-Lou! They know all about sistuh Sarah Jane and he she's lookin' aftuh her sick mother!...."