Like every doubleplusgood citizen knows, we have always been at war with Eastasia. We read the Book of JCOLDS. We have never been called Mormons and we don't answer to that name. That is all a trick of Goldstein. Feel free to throw a shoe at the next Two Minute Hate.
And like every doubleplusgood citizen, Eastasia is our ally and always has been, we read the Book of Mormon and are a peculiar people. Feel free to sing: "A Mormon boy, a Mormon boy, I am a Mormon boy; I might be envied by a king, For I am a Mormon boy." At the next Two Minute Hate.
Any innovation or changes to this are Goldsteinism and must be reported to the Ministry of Love. We are at war with Eurasia and always have been.