Well first, this is Mormons porn, and will be view by many Mormon coeds..lol.
I am dead serious when I say this, but I know TBM's who will say that because of the way he is dressed (or not dressed), which in their eyes is very skimpily shall we say or at least not per BYU dress code that HF removed his ball protection during the vault. You must be obedient to draw upon the powers of heaven to protect your balls. If only he would have been wearing a T-shirt, longer shorts, and the protective garmies (would have sealed his protection)...he would not have gotten the shaft from HF, Jesus, Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, and most of Bishop Snow. All those dudes love to mess with a guys balls. They're laughing about it right now in the grand council on Kolob..their entertainment.
I liked what he said though in true Mormonese dialect, he will find out if his balls still work someday. Yeah we know we know you're a virgin pre or post RM...we got it.