Posted by:
Dave the Atheist
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Date: February 25, 2020 10:05PM
So I walk into the office this morning and there was some kind of commotion going on. On further investigation I discovered that one of the clients had lost his prosthetic eye and my co-worker was tasked with finding it. I've never heard so much wailing and gnashing of teeth in my life. She was totally grossed out and disgustipated about having to search for the missing eyeball. I was snickering under my breath because the situation seemed like something I would have read in "News Of The Weird". I guess I'll find out tomorrow if the search was successful. I'm still trying to figure out how a person could lose an eyeball.