Posted by:
Roy G Biv
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Date: March 10, 2020 06:22PM
A legion of angels can dance on the head of a pin during the hours lost and gained by daylight savings time.... but they are limited to certain dances based on church teachings.....
Such as the Angelica, Collegiate Shag (for BYU), Court Dance (of love), Cupid Shuffle, Gay Gordons, Grinding, Harlem Shake (only for the lesser valiant ones), Hoedown (referring to Fanny Alger in the barn), Hornpipe (referring to Joseph's junk), Humppa (got to produce those spirit babies), Intercessory Dance (we needed jesus damnit!), Java (don't worry, its really just Postum), Jerkin', Kumi Odori (they say it smells like teen spirit), Lap Dance, Limbo (spirit prison), Long Sword (flaming of course), Molly Dance, Moonwalker (for the Quakers), Nutbush, Partner Dance (they don't recognize same sex marriage), Pole Dancing (for Ziller), Prophetic Dance, Queer Tango, Roger de Coverley (rhymes with Oliver Cowdery), Sadi Moma (for the sisters with less than 6 children), Serpent Dance (the Devil gets his due), Swing (for those closeted Utah couples), Waacking, Wilt Thou Go to the Barracks, Johnny? (bishop interviewing children).
All of the above are real dances too. And the head of a pin on earth is the size of Studio 54 in heaven.....so lots of angels.