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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: March 12, 2020 09:35PM
$ 100B isn’t what it was a week ago

I hoped the ChurchCo Wankers panicked when they looked at the investments today. All those empty buildings ... with the cash flow interrupted!

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: March 12, 2020 09:39PM
Didn't think of that! (n/t)


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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: March 13, 2020 12:23AM
Re: Didn't think of that!

LOL, I sure did! As soon as things get back to normal the tithing push will start again.

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Posted by: Warrior71783 ( )
Date: March 14, 2020 02:38AM
Re: Didn't think of that!

Watch them crank tithing to 30% to make up ground. "Work harder people, jesus is really really really coming this time we swear but he wants 30 percent, wait where are you guys going?, how about 25%?, 20%?, we will excommunicate you if you walk out that door, still not coming back?, fear tactics aren't working anymore since we abandoned them to fend off the virus."

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Posted by: Warrior71783 ( )
Date: March 13, 2020 01:40AM
Re: $ 100B isn’t what it was a week ago

Well thought boner. They stopped giving a creepy smile for the first time in a long time probably with a cash flow interuption.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: March 13, 2020 01:46AM
Re: $ 100B isn’t what it was a week ago

Stocks down over 20%. 20 billion dollar paper loss

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: March 13, 2020 01:55AM
Re: $ 100B isn’t what it was a week ago

30% as of today, and another 5% already in the hopper for tomorrow morning. The market is a falling knife right now. Best to stand well back.

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Posted by: Warrior71783 ( )
Date: March 13, 2020 02:12AM
Re: $ 100B isn’t what it was a week ago

Just watch the train crash from a distance.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: March 13, 2020 02:34AM
Re: $ 100B isn’t what it was a week ago

Jesus is face palming. Why didn’t he cash out when he had the chance? Nobody’s listening to the HG these days?

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Posted by: Warrior71783 ( )
Date: March 13, 2020 02:52AM
Re: $ 100B isn’t what it was a week ago

No one taught jesus money skills like myself. Sometimes you have to lose 100 billion in a week to learn the hard lesson.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 13, 2020 03:40PM
Re: $ 100B isn’t what it was a week ago

I hope the Cult bean counters and investment bankers are losing sleep



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/13/2020 03:40PM by Lethbridge Reprobate.

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