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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 03:36AM
... just sayin’ ...

If you have not yet written your landmark and very literate Last Will and Testament, you should do so now!

Do it for everyone who loves you!!


And remember, Elderolddog has three “d”s in it!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 03:44AM
Re: ... just sayin’ ...

You have to have something to give before you need a will, no?

After all, Eler O'Log, we aren't all as affluent as you.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/17/2020 03:44AM by Lot's Wife.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 04:13AM
Re: ... just sayin’ ...

I’m so totally effluent!! Probably in the top 1% when it comes effluence!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 04:15AM
Re: ... just sayin’ ...

Poor Saucie

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Posted by: Concrete Zipper ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 06:16AM
Will?

Heck, it’s hard to give you a fake diamond, let alone something of real value, you paranoid pooch.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 02:28PM
Re: Will?

Yeah, but it's a REAL fake diamond, right?

I picked it up this morning... The post office was empty, so I didn't really need my security team.

I had planned to mount it on my one remaining front tooth, but the stone is way bigger than I expected! Thank you!

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Posted by: Concrete Zipper ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 03:06PM
Re: Will?

I'm glad you like it. Did the post office give you any grief?

I put a lot of work into inserting hidden information to feed your paranoia. How much of it have you found?

CZ (admin with an occasionally evil sense of humor)

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 10:20AM
Re: ... just sayin’ ...

I tried, EOD. Have so much I'd like to give you. But, The Will and Last Testament store was out of paper products. Apparently everyone thinks their inheritances are worth a sh!z.

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 10:23AM
Thanks. Love your post.

P.S. Last will and testament was written so very many years ago before the husband left and never divorced. He and I actually joke about one of us dying before he retires as our life insurance through his job is HUGE.

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Posted by: stillanon ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 10:33AM
Re: ... just sayin’ ...

Yeah, well, if I'm going to leave assets to someone with triple D's, it ain't going to be you!

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 11:03AM
Re: ... just sayin’ ...

I bequeathed to you, my good friend, my vintage Porn collection and gently used fetish gear. May you derive both pleasure and pain. Boner

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 11:05AM
Re: ... just sayin’ ...

:-O



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/17/2020 11:05AM by Lot's Wife.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 05:27PM
Re: ... just sayin’ ...

"gently used fetish gear"

I thought that was a rare condition for these things. Slowing down a bit?

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 07:43PM
Re: ... just sayin’ ...

Almost at a dead standstill, Elder.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: March 18, 2020 04:18AM
Depends what your fetish is... just sayin' ;-) (n/t)


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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: March 18, 2020 09:26AM
Re: Depends what your fetish is... just sayin' ;-)

Good point, it’s never too late to find something new!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 01:11PM
Also...

I just asked what is normally not really a question, but rather a simple greeting. As I spoke, "How you doing?" it hit me: I really meant it! I was interested in the response!

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Posted by: Warrior71783 ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 04:36PM
Re: ... just sayin’ ...

If we survive this pandemic old dog can you teach me how to plant a successful vegetable garden? Like potatos and tomatoes and maybe some raspberries.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 17, 2020 05:26PM
Re: ... just sayin’ ...

Got 'er done a couple years ago.

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