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Book of Mordor
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Date: March 18, 2020 04:14PM
True believers are apparently having a collective Morgasm over the COVID pandemic and, now, the SLC quake, sure that these are signs of the last days and that the return of Jesus is imminent.
If you know any mormons like this, giddy with excitement over the prospect of being at long last vindicated and crowned with millennial glory, please let them know that they are in grave apostasy; that they need to repent and confess to their bishop and/or SP to begin the appropriate disciplinary process.
For it was none other than the Prophet of the Restoration, even Joseph the Smith, he to whom they sing hymns of praise, and whose birth is joyfully celebrated each and every December, who prophesied that Jesus would not come in any year in which a rainbow appeared in the heavens:
"I have asked of the Lord concerning His coming; and while asking the Lord, He gave a sign and said, In the days of Noah I set a bow in the heavens as a sign and token that in any year that the bow should be seen the Lord would not come; but there should be seed time and harvest during that year: but whenever you see the bow withdrawn, it shall be a token that there shall be famine, pestilence, and great distress among the nations, and that the coming of the Messiah is not far distant." (History of the Church, Vol. 6, Ch. 10, p. 254)
Bruce McConkie added to it in his own writings:
"And the signs in heaven above are like nothing man has ever seen. Blood is everywhere; fire and vapors of smoke fill the atmospheric heavens. No man has seen a rainbow this year. And that great sign in the eastern sky – does it portend an invasion from outer space? Or is a collision with another planet imminent?" ("The Millennial Messiah," pp. 21-22)
As many rainbows have already been observed this year, per long-standing church doctrine which has never been disavowed, the Second Coming cannot possibly occur in 2020. The tiny toons of mormondom are kicking against their own church's clear teachings and need to be admonished and corrected.
Once again, please inform your mormon friends and neighbors that they are contradicting their own church, and must commence atoning for their sin. The looks on their faces will be priceless.