Posted by:
Beth
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Date: March 21, 2020 05:13PM
One summer night in 2018 or maybe '19, the police showed up at my house asking for permission to enter my property to search for Some Dude Who Jumped in The Skookumchuck River (SDWJITSR).
Me: Have at it. May my dog come?
Popo: Sure
Me: Cool
So...
SDWJITSR had tried to hold up the AM/PM Minimart up the road, not to be confused with The God Will Decide Mini Mart, wielding a pocket knife.
AM/PM Folks: Seriously?! Get the fuck out. We've called the cops.
SDWJITSR ran down the road and decided to try to car jack someone at the Motel 6, and the driver pulled a gun on him.
Foiled again, SDWJITSR ran to a nearby park that borders the Skookumchuk River. The Popo showed up and asked the transients who occasionally live in the park being, you know, transient, if they saw some dude running through the park.
The upstanding and usually law-abiding transients (TUAULAT): He jumped in the river.
Popo: Thanks
TUAULAT: No problem. See you at my court date.
Popo: Bet
That's when the Popo showed up at my house. I was happy to know that SDWJITSR wasn't chilling in my space or under the bridge bothering TUAULAT.
Fin
http://www.chronline.com/crime/gun-wielding-motorist-foils-alleged-carjacking-attempt/article_d60a2576-9a6d-11e8-8da3-e352a34478f3.htmlEdited 3 time(s). Last edit at 03/21/2020 05:20PM by Beth.