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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 11:31AM
O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

In the surreal world of Kansas there is this. If you don't want to click the bait I'll summarize - if you live in Kansas stay at home unless you need stuff to live like guns ad churching.

https://www.kmbc.com/article/kansas-stay-at-home-rule-allows-religious-worship-gun-sales/31976078

Kansas - the Utah of the Midwest. And I live in Missouri. We make crazy show itself daily.

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Posted by: KSBOY ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 12:24PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

Not a fan of the 2nd amendment?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 12:30PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

The entire US Constitution is such a drag on my unalienable Rights!

Where is it in the Bible that prohibits me from purchasing stinger missiles for use on the I-15, or from using the ladies' loo?

I am forced to live such a cramped lifestyle!!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 04:16PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

> Not a fan of the 2nd amendment?

And you are not a fan of the 1st Amendment? It's Greater Idaho for you!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 06:06PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

Yup.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 12:36PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

Gun stores are often pawn shops where poor people can get money. That’s why they’re considered essential.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 12:43PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

I thought it was the other way around!

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 07:26PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

elderolddog Wrote:
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> I thought it was the other way around!


You mean money getting poor people ?

No, that’s the Mormon church.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 07:27PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

You, madame, are on a tear!!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 07:44PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

Yup. She's golfing 1,000!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 04:52PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think that is bad. Wouldn't golfing like 18 be better? All holes in one!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 05:27PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

Kim Jiant Poo, the father of N. Korea's current leader, claimed that the first time he golfed, he had 18 holes in one.

Could it have happened? It's doubtful, especially when your given name is Jiant Poo.

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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 09:26PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

18 holes in one pocket maybe

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 05:49PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

I get confused by all these sporting terms. So generally, I just assume EOD is the standard by which to judge. That made me think golfers would be happy with a score of 1,000.

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 01:07PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

Then why aren't they just saying that Pawn Shops can stay open? Why did they specifically say gun stores? I've been to many gun stores and none of them were Pawn Shops, but laws vary from state to state.

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Posted by: GNPE! ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 12:42PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

NEXT DAY'S HEADLINE:


THOUSANDS OF TBMs & GUN NUTS MOVING TO KANSAS...

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Posted by: pollythinks ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 01:37PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

I went into a pawn shop near where I used to work.

I didn't stay, as the evil I felt once inside was palpable, and so I turned right around and went out.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 02:03PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

That wasn't evil you sensed, just the faint smell of body odor. Pawn shops are the equivalent of Christie's or Sotheby's, except for poor people. Same basic principal.

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Posted by: Calico ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 02:49PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

Would be better if, hair salons and barber shops were exempted.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 03:50PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

what about massage parlors near the airports?

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 06:12PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

If they can give a massage from 6 feet away.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 04:53PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

One more reason for robots to do everything.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 06:51PM
Yikes!!

Imagine what you'd be going through right now if you made your living as a pick-pocket!

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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 09:23PM
Re: Yikes!!

OPW?

Other People's Wallets

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 07:55PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

I love Jesus and old John Birch. I love a gun sale at the church.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 05:50PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: April 01, 2020 11:41AM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

Me too...

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: April 01, 2020 12:22PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

Napalm is a bit much. . .

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Posted by: OneWayJay ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 07:56PM
Re: O/T I don't understand this - guns and church exempted?

The legal Gun Store is where you go to get a firearm so you can shoot people who break in to steal your Toilet Paper.

You go, pick one out, fill out the forms and hope like hell the Roving Gangs breaking in to steal Toilet Paper don't hit you for at least another 10 days. (background check time)

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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 12:10PM
Re: freedom by guns & church and exercising freedom, etc.

They are probably taking about RIGHTS, like the FREEDOM of (from) religion, and the right to bear (your) arms (before you bury the army), and stuff like that.

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