Is anyone watching? - I think today is payback for the membership as the boring dinosaurs are talking to limbo and the sessions must be boring as hell.
There's going to be a Hosanna Shout after the conference and everyone is supposed to sport clean white handkerchiefs. All over the world. That should be interesting.
But, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, who is to hear it?
Seriously? As bored as I am this week, I'm not THAT Bored. I have a list of movies to get through. So if anybody watched, did they have any women, speaking in their Kindergarten teacher voice yet?
If you have been contemplating suicide but haven’t been able to get up the nerve, tuning in to eight hours of this boredom may provide all incentive you need.
Watching general conference is not unlike watching porn. The difference is, while watching porn, YOU get to jerk off, while watching conference, you get to watch other people jerk off.