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Posted by: Birdman ( )
Date: April 06, 2020 01:02AM
Did I get it wrong and it might be true?

The M$rm$n (possible suggestion for new branding) Church must be true. When Moroni (tin angel on top of SLC Temple) heard that he was being replaced he dropped his horn. They can even make gold plated tin come alive. All you unbelievers, you are three hosanna shouts away from being catapulted into outer space and into outer darkness.

That trumpet drop is got to be the all-time coincidence that was so timely based upon their logo change. I’m almost ready to believe.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: April 06, 2020 01:08AM
Re: Did I get it wrong and it might be true?

It freaked out a lot of Mormons. Maybe God has a sense of humor. “Jesus, son, hold by sacramental wine.”

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Posted by: Nightingale ( )
Date: April 06, 2020 01:18AM
Re: Did I get it wrong and it might be true?

Trumpet drop. New branding.

Pretty funny!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/06/2020 01:19AM by Nightingale.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: April 06, 2020 01:20AM
Re: Did I get it wrong and it might be true?

Read "Free Electricity" by Ryan Rhodes if you want to find out what REALLY happened to Moroni's horn.

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Posted by: Birdman ( )
Date: April 06, 2020 01:40AM
Re: Did I get it wrong and it might be true?

Gold is such a fabulous conductor of electricity. The church leaders probably are too busy reading the Ensign and the Book of Mormon to read anything scientific or else they would have known not to put a gold-plated tin man on top of their building.

I probably don’t have to worry about participants on this board raising their solid gold canes above their heads but I do offer a free word of advice to the holy 15 and their golden canes and golden appurtenants – don’t loft you golden Moses staff above your heads because you might get toasted or worse, lose your horn.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: April 06, 2020 10:17AM
Re: Did I get it wrong and it might be true?

Only Rusty knows. Did Moroni drop his horn because he heard he was being fired, or did he get fired because he dropped his horn?

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: April 06, 2020 10:45AM
Re: Did I get it wrong and it might be true?

Only Rusty knows. Did Moroni drop his horn because he heard he was being fired, or did he get fired because he dropped his horn?

A B S O L U T E L Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: April 06, 2020 11:04AM
Re: Did I get it wrong and it might be true?

...if What might be true?

Gravity?

the relationship of the Moon to the Earth?

Einstein's theory of relativity?

Kolob? What if Kolob is an actual location (Star or Planet yet to be determined);our Sun gets its energy from Kolob!

Finally (thank dog) the index of the LDS edition of the scriptures has one glaring spelling error; instead of "Kingdom" it should have been spelled "KINGDOME" which was the world's ugliest sports & multi-purpose stadium from '72 to '00...

please be more specific about what's true, the anal-retentive types on this board will greatly appreciate it!!

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