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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: April 07, 2020 10:44PM

Tonight's LDS answer was the Book of Mormon, the musical.

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Posted by: Nightingale ( )
Date: April 07, 2020 11:27PM

Next week it'll be "I dropped my horn and got a big demotion".

And the answer, Alec, is "Who is Moroni?"

YES! $2000.00 to the Man in the Middle!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/07/2020 11:27PM by Nightingale.

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Posted by: invinoveritas ( )
Date: April 08, 2020 12:36AM

The angel Moroni, who in the heck is that asks 99% of the world?

Maybe the church should drop the "i" and just name him Moron, a synonym for "Mormon" as far as I'm concerned, but I'm told the word Mormon is not allowed anymore. So how about changing one letter and adding one syllable and calling it the angel Macaroni. It has a nice sound to it. It's Italian you know, and everbody knows what Macaroni is. Talk about instant world wide recognition and appeal.

Or just go all the way and change his name to that other well known food named after the Italian city of Balogna, commonly referred to as BALONEY!

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Posted by: iceman9090 ( )
Date: April 08, 2020 09:26AM

@invinoveritas:
"but I'm told the word Mormon is not allowed anymore."

==The rest of the christian world disagrees.
There are about 37,000 sects of christianity, according to one youtube video from a christian church, and they are more or less the same.
Mormonism is radically different:
1. It claims that there is another book about Jesus. (The word testament is a needless word). It does not even show us the golden plates. You can look into the archaeological record and find ancient remnants of the Tanakh. I can provide you with links.
2. There are multiple gods. Elohim is the god of this planet. he lives on Kolob or in the vicinity of planet Kolob. He is made of atoms.
3. A human might become a polygamous god. Elohim started as a human.
4. Jesus and Al-Hasatan are brothers.

Mormonism is completely off the tracks and I say this as an atheist.

~~~~iceman9090

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Posted by: Jupiter's Beard ( )
Date: April 09, 2020 05:32PM

Yeah, I've noticed a lot of Mormon clues on there too. Like what the heck? It's funny when no one knows the answer. See, most of the world has no clue about Mormonism beyond Joseph Smith, Brigham Young University, and polygamy.

I wonder why they don't have many clues about Jehovah's Witnesses or the Moonies. They should be giving equal time to all of the cults of the world, right?

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