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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: April 11, 2020 11:38AM
ziller just killed a corona (srs) ~

felt the thing on the hands ~

clapped the hands together really hard (loud) ~

then rubbed the hands together really fast to create friction and heat (science) ~

confirmed with a microscope that it was died (confirmed) ~

brb ~


just ate food with un washen hands ~



brb ~ still no symtpoms ~

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: April 11, 2020 12:23PM
Re: ziller just killed a corona (srs) ~

now Please kill MINE... maybe.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: April 11, 2020 01:16PM
Re: ziller just killed a corona (srs) ~

Okay, and just what were those hands touching that they were rubbed together to create heat and friction?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/11/2020 01:21PM by BYU Boner.

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Posted by: Warrior71783 ( )
Date: April 14, 2020 03:37PM
Re: ziller just killed a corona (srs) ~

Hahahaha it might start with the first letters of BON

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 11, 2020 01:19PM
Re: ziller just killed a corona (srs) ~

The one hiding under your toilet seat is the one that will get you.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: April 11, 2020 01:22PM
Re: ziller just killed a corona (srs) ~

Damn! Another thing to worry about!

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Posted by: EL-ron ( )
Date: April 11, 2020 01:32PM
That was no Corona microbe, Ziller--it was an ENGRAM!

You don't use a microscope, not even an election microscope, to see these things. You need an E-meter. (Just to avoid misunderstanding, an E-meter is not some kind of digital device for linear measurement.)

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: April 11, 2020 03:23PM
Re: That was no Corona microbe, Ziller--it was an ENGRAM!

An e-meter is basically a Wheatstone bridge, if I remember correctly. Any electricians out there? All it does is measure the resistance of your skin. Much better off using soap, Ziller.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 11, 2020 03:25PM
Re: That was no Corona microbe, Ziller--it was an ENGRAM!

An "e-meter" is just an ohmmeter.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: April 11, 2020 03:27PM
Very good, Dave! (n/t)


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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: April 11, 2020 04:06PM
Re: Very good, Dave!

An engram made you say that.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: April 14, 2020 03:21PM
LOL ;-D (n/t)


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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: April 14, 2020 09:40PM
Drats! So much for free will.

Maybe I should re-read "Institutio Christianae Religionis."

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 14, 2020 10:10PM
Re: Drats! So much for free will.

or a book on electronics.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: April 11, 2020 04:05PM
Re: ziller just killed a corona (srs) ~

I can kill several Coronas in one sitting.

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Posted by: Human ( )
Date: April 11, 2020 05:34PM
Re: ziller just killed a corona (srs) ~

“If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands.”

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: April 11, 2020 05:36PM
Re: ziller just killed a corona (srs) ~

No, that is an entirely different illness.

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Posted by: dp ( )
Date: April 13, 2020 12:29AM
"Close eye!"...then...wax on, wax off!

ziller Wrote:
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> clapped the hands together really hard (loud) ~
>
> then rubbed the hands together really fast to
> create friction and heat (science) ~
>

~~ srs ~~

~ in b4 ziller's new name is Miyagi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUyVz2DISY

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Posted by: Warrior71783 ( )
Date: April 13, 2020 11:33AM
Re: ziller just killed a corona (srs) ~

Proud of you ziller and you didn't even need jesus.

-brb-

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: April 14, 2020 03:40PM
Re: ziller just killed a corona (srs) ~

Personally Adam, I am delighted to bathe in Ziller's reflected glory ;-)

Nice to see you're doing better.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/14/2020 03:40PM by Soft Machine.

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