https://kutv.com/news/offbeat/utah-mother-selling-social-distancing-penis-face-masks-raises-56k-for-charity-so-far

I have no commentary except WOW

The charity she speaks of must be herself .

There are so many people who are making their own face masks

that she won't get rich, collect a million dollars or live

happily ever after. how can any adult spend that much on a

face mask?

I wonder how well it fits around the mouth?

Does one want to gag while wearing it?

Does it smell funny?

Does it protect against oral projections or encourage them?

I'm almost ashamed of myself. I thought I was going to see a six foot balloon penis sticking out.

To be fair, the story line sort of led us there. An image of a dick mask...wth...I am still picturing the possibilities, and perhaps making some money off of the idea.

One penis mask size fits all?

I was hoping for more gender neutral options.

Of course only in Utah.

Is she mormon?
I thought it was going to be a strap on thing.

~~~~iceman9090

American ingenuity AT ITS FINEST!!

Just What do we expect for 2020?


Images of Julie Andrews singing 'The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Music'?

Pictures suitable for a toddler's bedroom mural?


comon, folks, GET REAL!

A friend of mine had actually ordered similar fabric to make masks from, since it you think about it, it's a good idea. If you can tell there are penises on the fabric, you're closer than 6 feet away. It was part of a really funny "cocktails" Zoom gathering on Monday night for me. The comments on that channel's Facebook page are hilarious as well.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/15/2020 02:40PM by doyle18.

Click through the pictures!
-I'm guessing she's not Mormon from her tattoos, although one never knows.
-They have a boobs version of the fabric. I'll take those please. :)