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Date: April 19, 2020 01:28AM
The Italian Mission was founded in 1967. I went on my mission to Italy in 1969, which was a big deal, because Italian Mission President Dunn was from my ward. His son was also called to that mission. But by the time I got there just two years later, the president had been sent home for cause, and had, out of shame, gone in active. The reason was the "Ausflug."
"Ausflug" is the German word for "excursion." When they cobbled the mission together, they took German-speaking missionaries from southern Germany, Austria, and Switzerland, and sent them to Italy. The missionaries did not speak Italian, and could not effectively teach or even tract. But the dollar was keen, Europeans thought Americans were cool, and the mission rules were lax. So missionaries made a pastime of "ausflugging," or just taking a train somewhere, often staying away for as much as week, staying in some youth hostel. They went to Germany, Austria, France, and Switzerland. The ones in Sicily took the ferries to Tunisia and Malta. An infamous pair of missionaries had photos of them in Red Square. In 1967-68, just a handful of people were baptised.
The Brethren didn't like what they heard, and sent the president home in shame. As a provisional mission president, they sent out Hartman Rector until the new mission president was found. From that point on, Rector became a fixture in the mission, coming over frequently, and making the rounds. He was a good-looking and well dressed man, and he was famous for having a couple of bespoke suits tailored for him on each visit. (The last thing I did on my mission was get interviewed by Hardened Rectum, before flying back. He made me promise to get married within 6 months. I failed, but still got married much to early.)
I did go out of mission one time at the behest of the new mission president. My comp and I were in Lugano, Switzerland (the Italian speaking part of Switzerland). A well-known member from Rome was getting married to an American woman in the Swiss temple, and they needed help negotiating their way around, since he knew no English, and there were no sessions in Italian. The man asked for my companion to help them through. And since I had worked at the temple before my mission, they thought that I could bring them through the veil. So the president's actual excuse was that my comp had not had his patriarchal blessing, and somehow really needed it badly (according to the president), so he got permission only to send us up to Zurich so that my comp could get his blessing from the only patriarch for miles and miles, Patriarch Ringger. After that, we headed to Zollikofen, did the temple thing, stayed overnight, and went back the next day. It was a huge adventure for the both of us. I got in trouble because I couldn't help buying an issue of "Deutsches Mad" (Mad magazine in German) at a kiosk in Zurich, and got a huge lecture. Still, I held onto the magazine for another 10 years or so.