Saw this on a TBM's facebook page from a few days ago!

> A solemn assembly AND a hallelujah shout? How rare and awesome
> is that. Tomorrow is going to be awesome. The question is what
> will lead to it. Something big is coming. The Prophet is barely
> containing himself

Were they really that excited?
Do they really think something big is coming?

Do they really believe Dusty Rusty has all that power?

Their Hype Detector needs new batteries.

now, now...

They know that Nelson (HA-ha!) is just a tool, a willing tool in the hands of Jesus, hoping to do what he can to bring about the bringingness-aboutness that ghawd will be manifesting in these, the latter days.

Rusty can't avoid the adoring crowds with Wendy poking him in the backside while whispering in his ear, "they need to see us Rust Bucket, do something, say something, we need for them to see us."

"... Rust Bucket ..."

hahaha

By gosh. Maybe another Fast. All those others have made such an impact!

And here I thought you were going to say he forgot to zip after peeing.

That might even qualify as revelation, come to think of it.

Mr. Nelson, being just short steps away from being Godly (2nd Anointing last past), no longer needs to pee.

I was going to say they make diapers for such problems. . .

There were some comments made about "this dispensation" and "fullness of times" and how rough it was always expected to be.

I got the idea that the "prophet" thinks he is the one who was called for the millenium.

Then, perhaps he should just release himself!

In my opinion it's better that Russ contain himself than protrude himself.

How about Trump dumping Pence & having Nelson as VP for running mate?

'barely' is a nudist code-word...

just saying

"Something big is coming."

I've been hearing TBM family saying this for the past few months. I wonder if it's something they're saying in "hushed tones" in the hallways or if it's being preached. Every new announcement has them giddy that things are changing and of course they infer it's the end times and Jebus is coming soon cuz of all the "signs".

I suspect it's just a buzz phrase to keep the sheep excited and focused on paying tithing. Don't wanna be burned during the end times ya know.

Funny that they don't see a problem with having magic healing powers yet are unable to heal anyone with covid-19. Things that make you say, hmmm.

Hallelujah shout? If that's him barely containing himself I'd hate to see him relaxed...

Amusing that he had to remind his "...colleagues in the media to treat this very sacred observance with dignity and respect."

Because it....uhhh....looks completely ridiculous?

Ole Rusty can barely contain himself because he finally had another nocturnal missive that will effect every mormon on the planet. Men and women alike, old and young, the chosen people, and the heathens too. This new and everlasting proclamation will lay to rest a very divisive principle that has caused untold anguish amongst all of mankind. Yes, Rusty has soiled his Depends over this one: The Toilet Paper Roll must unroll from the top towards you, and not down that back and from the underside. Since Satan controls the under-world, if Toilet Paper is unrolled from the underside, it is a victory for Satan. There you have it my brothers and sisters, straight from Wendy's main man, Rusty.