All dressed in white wearing white masks and white gloves? That will be a sight to behold.

Hat is combined with the mask;

just sayin'


temps of all candidates scanned in the ante room before starting.

suitcases with clothing also scanned.

a Temple Worker is assigned to greet everyone with the terms of admittance / attendance, ends the spiel with 'Have A Nice Day, God Be With You and your Family, Amen'

Just stand in front of a mirror with a Dracula costume on and make the gestures. The Undead Boner.



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Truly, ChurchCo did not see any of this coming. I'm sure it's a shock to the leadership.

They should go back to a live endowment, and put Satan in a Darth Vader mask.

The sessions would be standing room only. :)

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> They should go back to a live endowment, and put
> Satan in a Darth Vader mask.
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> The sessions would be standing room only. :)

Oh ... yeah, SRO. (Especially if they got James Earl Jones to play Satan.)

This is a fabulous idea. Temple ceremony movie in the theme of Star Wars. Adam could be Luke, Eve could be Leia, Han can be James or whatever. Qui-gon and Obi-Wan can be Elohim and Jehovah. Darth Vader also as the serpent that tempts eve away from sleeping with her brother to be with him. The Ewoks can be angels, and so on.

And make the saga 9 movies long as the only way of getting people coming back.

A lesson in incestuous polygamous relationships can follow in the celestial room so people are brainwashed to forget that’s not ok.

And with attendees (fans) dressed as storm troopers, no one gets infected.

Bit of an immature fantasy I know. My sense of humour has gone a bit weird since lockdown.

Secret handshakes will almost certainly be replaced with secret fist bumps.