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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: May 07, 2020 02:09PM
>What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

...Just tossing this out to the multi-talented RFM Board Members!

I need a Punch-Line for this Y'all...any takers???

Enquiring minds wanna know!!!

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: May 07, 2020 02:15PM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

One of them is a crackpot who doesn't accept evidence against their theory, and the other is into Bigfoot.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 07, 2020 02:32PM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

Well, ookami, that made this a very short thread!!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 07, 2020 02:40PM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

You can say that again!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 07, 2020 02:32PM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

Well, ookami, that made this a very short thread!!

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: May 07, 2020 02:38PM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

I hear an echo.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: May 07, 2020 02:37PM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

From the male perspective....The bigfoot scholar can grow a beard. Unless he's a mormon bigfoot scholar. Then he has to get permission from his bishop, and maybe even a GA.

From the female perspective....the bigfoot scholar can wear a tanktop. Unless she's a mormon bigfoot scholar. Then she would have to go to a worthiness interview with her bishop, and maybe even be shamed by a GA.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: May 07, 2020 02:39PM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

The Bigfoot Scholars evidence consists of a few short poor quality videos. The Mormon Scholars evidence consists of ....nothing.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: May 08, 2020 11:37AM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

I know two men who SWEAR they bumped into Big Foot. The common theme of their stories is that Big Foot did stinketh worse than anything they’ve ever smelled.

Now, conversely, the nose-blind wife of King Lamoni insisted that he stanketh not, even though he lied there without a shower for three days.

We did have a senior missionary couple, however, that ... never mind.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: May 08, 2020 12:03PM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

One justifies using God to collect money. The other looks for scat out in the woods.

Wait....I guess there is no difference.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: May 08, 2020 11:55PM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

While both believe in big foot, only the Mormon believes big foot is Cain, doomed to walk the earth for killing Able.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: May 09, 2020 09:16AM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

Those big feet did come in handy for Cain while he was treading water because Noah wouldn't let him on board the Ark.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: May 09, 2020 02:31AM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

only the Three Nephites know, and they ain't telling...

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Posted by: Perdition ( )
Date: May 11, 2020 10:59AM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

LoL...The Three Nephites:'...You should not discuss them in class...’
(Lesson 42: “This Is My Gospel”, Book of Mormon Gospel Doctrine Teacher’s Manual, 185)

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Posted by: wondering ( )
Date: May 09, 2020 11:00AM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

Nothing

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Posted by: nli ( )
Date: May 09, 2020 02:36PM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

According to bigfoot scholars, they admit that their subject matter stinks.

The Mormon scholars do not admit the same about their subject matter.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: May 11, 2020 11:26AM
Re: >What's The Difference Between A "Mormon Scholar" & A "Bigfoot Scholar"...

No one has ever asked me to pray to “prove” Bigfoot’s existence.

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