...&/or whatever you think you could justifiably fit on a Billboard of your design!

Enquiring minds wanna know!!!

Or so it seems to me...

MORMONISM IS MENTAL ILLNESS IN PRACTICE

"Turn Around. Go Back Before it's Too Late!"

It would say "cold bee".


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SUCKEEEERS!

Mormon leaders are lying to you.

Where you are now, I once was
Where I am now, you can be

Courage

Truth cannot be harmed by serious investigation.
Research "truth" claims.

This is my (less than 15 words) take on the J. Reuben Clark quote, "If we have truth, it cannot be harmed by investigation. If we have not truth, it ought to be harmed."

“If we have the truth, it cannot be harmed by investigation. If we have not the truth, it ought to be harmed.”– President J. Reuben Clark

Read essays on LDS.COM

You need a cup of coffee! No, seriously, you do!



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Here be dragons.

Thar Be Pirates Lurking...

Watch Yer Gold...

& Yer Daughters!

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Or so it seems to me...

;-)

"Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here."

For a while my facebook cover photo said:

If your beliefs can't stand up to scrutiny, scrutiny is not the problem.

Life is too precious to spend it stuck in the Mormon church.
Reclaim your life.

Or...

You don't need a middleman between you and God.
Don't buy the LDS sales pitch.

Or...

Welcome to Utah.
Observe the Mormons grazing but don't try to pet or feed them.

The only reason I'll need a billboard in utah is if I manage to open a strip club/biker bar called The Telestial Kingdom.

The VIP Lounge will be called Outer Darkness.

DARE to think and fact check.

Joseph Smith used and abused others for private gain.

Got $100 Billion? the Mormon church does...


and


Have you had any heavenly visions? No Problem, Joe didn't either!!


and


the Mormon church has more Factual Information about You than You have about the church...



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WELCOME TO THE MORmON THEOCRACY OF UTAH.
BLACKS WELCOME SINCE 1978!

Mormon Church has $100 Billion.
Millions of people lack access to clean water.
WWJD?

"At Least We're Not Idaho"


"Honk If You Don't Masturbate"
(TBM Wife: "Honey, you didn't honk… we need to see the bishop")


"Tinder Mercies"

Please learn the Mormon vocabulary & sing-song cadence so you can communicate effectively.

Bonus points for drawl & passive-aggressive!



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Congratulations Mormons!

108 Billion people have lived on Planet Earth and counting.

And you are the only ones going to the Celestial Kingdom! Wow!

>>> CAUTION! <<<

Slippery Slope Religious Beliefs Ahead!

Chains Required!

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Or so it seems to me...

UTAH, Where People Come To Die, Before They Die

Can I have a series of 4 along the same road?:

1. "The Book of Mormon is the most correct of any book on earth, and the keystone of our religion, and a man would get nearer to God by abiding by its precepts, than by any other book." Joseph Smith

2. The Book of Mormon says dark skin is a curse from God for unrighteousness, and righteous peoples' skin becomes white.

3. Is God racist?

4. Are you?

Burma Shave

Ha ha, I love the old Burma Shave billboards:

I had me a Mormon dad

Beat me up, cause I was bad

Made me cry and made me sad

Fucker's dead now, and I'm glad

"Fucker's dead now, and I'm glad" Me, too, Don. Me, too.

~0.0021 of Stone cut without hands Rolling Forth into World: Use wipers and Caution

Dang it... Wrong place



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Want to translate gold plates?

Get a hat!

And a stone!

MormonThink.com

Praise to the man who communed with Jehovah
OH! YEAH! P R O V E IT!!!

Better Watch Out, Better Not Cry, Joey decides what your fate is for Eternity...

Experience Mormon truthfulness at our happy hours every Sunday. Free tea, coffee and alcohol provided.

the Mormon church has more Factual Information about You than You have about the church...

My favorite!!!!!!!!

Families are forever burdened with superstition and tithing obligations.

Morland: Hypocrisy & Double-Dealing Headquarters of the U.S.A.

Utah: Seven Billion People Wish They'd Never Heard of US






Note: BoJ has promised an autographed mathematics textbook to whoever gets the reference.

Two to beam up Scotty. No intelligent lifeforms here.......

Welcome to Utah
Don't ask if you can see our funny underwear

Or

Welcome to Utah
We are very happy. We are about families.
Pictures prohibited if not of happy families.

We are not racist. Mitt Romney is our Senator.