Sacrament Meeting Opener

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Posted by: thegame2017 ( )
Date: August 01, 2020 01:32PM

Heard this joke, put the Mormon variant on it. Imagine opening your Sacrament meeting talk with this....

The Stake RS Presidency die in a car crash on the way back from their latest meeting.

They get to the gates of Heaven and Jesus greets them, but says before going onto the veil, they must pass a small test.

He asks the 2nd counsellor, who was the first woman on earth? She replies "That's easy, Eve of course!". Jesus says yes and welcomes her in.

He then asks the 1st counsellor, who was the first man on earth? She replies "Easy of course it was Adam!". Jesus says correct and welcomes her in.

He then turns to the RS President, saying her question will be more tricky as she is the Senior. "What were the first words that Eve said to Adam, upon meeting him?", Jesus asks.

"Ohhh thats a hard one..." says the RS President.

And then Jesus congratulates her and welcomes her into Heaven!

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Posted by: bobofitz ( )
Date: August 02, 2020 10:43AM

Re: Sacrament Meeting Opener

On a similar note: What’s the first thing Adam says to Eve??.....”Better stand back...I don’t know how big this thing gets”.

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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: August 02, 2020 01:36PM

Re: Sacrament Meeting Opener [joke]

Oh, I thought it was really an "opener". Thanks

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thegame2017 Wrote:
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> Heard this joke, put the Mormon variant on it. 
> Imagine opening your Sacrament meeting talk with
> this....
> 
> The Stake RS Presidency die in a car crash on the
> way back from their latest meeting.
> 
> They get to the gates of Heaven and Jesus greets
> them, but says before going onto the veil, they
> must pass a small test.
> 
> He asks the 2nd counsellor, who was the first
> woman on earth?  She replies "That's easy, Eve of
> course!".  Jesus says yes and welcomes her in.
> 
> He then asks the 1st counsellor, who was the first
> man on earth?  She replies "Easy of course it was
> Adam!".  Jesus says correct and welcomes her in.
> 
> He then turns to the RS President, saying her
> question will be more tricky as she is the Senior.
>  "What were the first words that Eve said to Adam,
> upon meeting him?", Jesus asks.
> 
> "Ohhh thats a hard one..." says the RS President.
> 
> And then Jesus congratulates her and welcomes her
> into Heaven!