How about Half Nelson? Sporting fans will get this. In sacrament talk fashion, you can say "Merriam Webster defines a Half Nelson as 'A wrestling hold in which one arm is thrust under the corresponding arm of an opponent and the hand placed on the back of the opponent's neck'"
there you go, acting like Russell Nelson actually matters....when Nelson is such a great big nothing compared to crooked putrid MORmON leaders like Gordon BS Hinckley.
Im supprized they dont claim more visions and revelations:
"Last night i got up to piddle at 3am, then began to wander around the house. I then saw a light descending on me, as bright as the light at the top of the stairs and there I saw gordon hinkley having a cup of tea (actually orange drink) where he reminded me that the most important key to exhaltation in the afterlife is to give your money here in this life. He them reminded me to take more medamucil and decended back to the firey pits of heaven."
In general conference, all they have to do is hit him with a spotlight and he can raise his arms and tell us what the emperors new clothes actually look like.
Cum on Rusty, Revelate for us! Revelate big guy! You can do it!
Would you have me hide my candle under a clown car?
Proper derision in re mormonism most assuredly requires more than a modicum of immaturity. It's the slap in the face that denotes to mormons how immature and empty their religious maturity is.