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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: August 04, 2020 03:52PM

My wife used to work for a mortgage company and the owners always threw really good Christmas parties. We always had a white elephant gift exchange too. The first year one the gifts was a "santa pants bowl"...picture santa's boots and pants with a belt, standing straight up, with no santa in them.

The santa pants went around for several years and became quite a thing. One year I decided I wanted them so I took them from another person that didn't want them in exchange for my gift pick.

So now, I put out the sant pants bowl, fill it with mixed nuts, and urge my guests to reach into santa's pants and grab his nuts. Always worth a laugh :)

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 05, 2020 02:57AM

It's a wonder you are not an apostle!

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: August 05, 2020 02:28PM

I'm more like post-hole than an apostle most days.

Now if I placed a bunch of Pepsi and Mt. Dew around the santa pants bowl, that would be apostolic!

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: August 07, 2020 02:22AM

I like this.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: August 08, 2020 10:07PM


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