Posted by:
elderolddog
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Date: August 09, 2020 07:32PM
The mormon GArenontocracy make no promises, they have no explanations and they offer no cures... Ignore it and hope it goes away.
I suspect that they are just going to pretend that it was a mere nothing, a tiny blip on the monitor of their progress to their Celestial, very sexy, Eternity.
They know that Even Jesus has proven to be one tricky bastard (unless you believe that Elohim married Mary before he schűtupped her), so keeping quiet on this tricky issues is their go-to strategy.
When they think it's safe, they'll come out and tell the sheep that all is well and that their faith is what holds the world together, and the sheep will bleat their tried & true response:
"We are the mormons
The mighty, might mormons!
Everywhere go, the people want to know
Who we are, so we tell them,
We are the mormons,
The mighty, might mormons!
Everywhere go, the people want to know
Who we are, so we tell them
We are the mormons,
The mighty, might mormons!
Everywhere go, the people want to know
Who we are, so we tell them
We are the mormons,
The mighty, might mormons!
Everywhere go, the people want to know
Who we are, so we tell them
We are the mormons,
The mighty, might mormons!
Everywhere go, the people want to know
Who we are, so we tell them...
...Repeat until you wake up in the CK.
It's so grand that mormons know where they came from, why they're here and where they're going. So they can easily say:
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