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elderolddog
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Date: October 29, 2020 06:20PM
Kind of hard to turn your back on ghawd's "New & Everlasting Covenant.
And one serving apostle was caught in a polygamous marriage and booted out of the church.
"In 1943, the First Presidency discovered that Lyman had long been cohabiting with a woman other than his legal wife. In 1925, Lyman began his relationship with Anna Jacobsen Hegsted, which he defined as a plural marriage.
Unable to trust anyone to officiate at the wedding due to the church's ban on the practice, Lyman and Hegsted exchanged vows secretly. By 1943, both were in their seventies.
"Lyman was excommunicated on November 12, 1943, at age 72; at the time, his legal wife, Amy B. Lyman, was the general president of the Relief Society.
"The Quorum of the Twelve provided the newspapers with a one-sentence announcement, stating that the grounds for excommunication was a violation of the law of chastity, which was the standard interpretation of new plural marriages performed since the 1904 Second Manifesto. (Plural marriages performed between the First Manifesto in 1890 and the Second Manifesto were tolerated by the church.)"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_R._Lyman#:~:text=Richard%20Roswell%20Lyman%20(November%2023,apostle%20to%20have%20been%20excommunicated.
The word on the street was that 'acting' head prophet J. Reuben Sandwich Clark heard a rumor about Lyman having a second home at which to lay his head at night and so he called the SLC Chief of police and ordered a tail on Lyman. And (this part I'm making up) after a day of sessions of temple work, the cops followed Lyman to a beer joint down by the railroad station, and then to a dance hall, and finally to his second love nest, where after a 15 minute wait, the coppers saw him in his night gown and sleeping cap, walking from the kitchen to the bedroom with a dildo filled with hot water! So the busted in and saved the dildo!
Lyman did get baptized back into the church before he died, and then had his priesthood ballsack reattached posthumously.
At the time his official wife was president of the Relief Society (and probably grateful getting help in 'relieving' Lyman. He met his second wife when he was counseling her for her addiction to sexual insatiability. (Okay, I made that up, too. I wonder what it takes for a single female to be 'counseled' by an afosil of the lord?)
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/29/2020 06:21PM by elderolddog.