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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: December 08, 2020 05:11PM

If you have been waiting to see Nelson wearing a mask, then it's finally happened. I guess that church leaders have finally taken precautions a bit more seriously.

https://youtu.be/K9uJdPHu-zQ?t=627

Hoax mentions that the church authorities can not gather as a safeguard to preserve their health. They excused Eyring due to health issues.

I wonder if COVID is making its way through the holiest of the holies. I guess that 2nd Anointing isn't doing much to protect them from the scourges of the world.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: December 08, 2020 05:18PM

The testing never ends!!

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: December 08, 2020 06:04PM

maybe they will realize how little power they actually hold.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: December 08, 2020 07:53PM

They know how much power they have. They realize that the only influence they wield stems from the mindless loyalty of the masses. That's why what they produce is a "show" and nothing more.

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Posted by: Concrete Zipper ( )
Date: December 08, 2020 06:12PM

The brethren are worried about their own mortality. Where's the eternal perspective?

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: December 08, 2020 09:00PM

Those priesthood keys don’t work like they used to. Maybe they need to spray some WD40 in the lock.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: December 09, 2020 11:57AM

It is a headlock and they already use olive oil.

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Posted by: JoeSmith666 ( )
Date: December 08, 2020 09:54PM

Eyring was excused because Big Nellie thinks all those tears will infect everyone with the Virus.

You notice nothing has really been said or done about the Virus until some of The Twelve were infected.

Some leadership, eh?

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: December 09, 2020 02:14PM

Put Your HANDS ON YOUR TELEVISION or on your computer monitor!

Shout Hallelujah! Pass the Collection Plate (or sign up for tithing settlement) / call the toll-free number on the bottom of your screen !!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/09/2020 02:15PM by GNPE.

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Posted by: bodypriest ( )
Date: December 13, 2020 02:57AM

They'll have to meet as a spirit of priesthood then, or a mind of priesthood... but that doesn't sound right anyway.

A body of priesthood? lololliol UM,
Is that like a Flock of Geese - or A Flock Of Seagulls - a Litter of Kittens, or a Bunch of Beans?

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