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Posted by: olderelder ( )
Date: December 26, 2020 10:39AM

A man gave his Mormon parents a framed picture of Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and they hung it up. And they weren't the only Mormons weren't up on pop culture and who imagined Jesus is rather Northern European.

https://www.boredpanda.com/obi-wan-kenobi-jesus-portrait-mormon-parents-prank/

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Posted by: iceman9090 ( )
Date: December 26, 2020 11:01AM

LOL. Good stuff.

Rappin' for Jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE
Length = 2:52
Jesus is my brother-gger.
Note: This video is fake. There is no such church and they are actors.

~~~~iceman9090

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: December 26, 2020 11:35AM

Too funny.

I thought good Mormons were told the current approved Jesus picture is the one with the red toga-thing.

I hope they don't get Yoda confused with a prophet again like they did with Spencer Kimball.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: December 26, 2020 09:25PM

Don’t be surprised if old SWK videos start showing up with baby Yoda.

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Posted by: lurking in ( )
Date: December 26, 2020 08:21PM

"May the Farce be with you."

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: December 26, 2020 08:40PM

Darth Kittius: "I am a member of this church. We are Christian, as we believe in Christ. We do not believe that anyone with dark skin is beneath us. We are not a cult. Please be respectful."

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff: "If you guys want accurate info on what we believe instead of the false stuff people are saying go to [[TSCC website]] I'm not trying to convert you or anything. Just saying that before you make assumptions that are WRONG about us, get information about what we ACTUALLY believe. NOT the false stuff you are hearing."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/26/2020 08:40PM by Beth.

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: December 26, 2020 08:58PM

*Slow wave of fingers* "These aren't the pictures you're looking for. We can go about our business. Move along."

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: December 26, 2020 09:02PM

Jedi mind tricks work best on the weak minded.

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Posted by: Adam the Adam ( )
Date: December 27, 2020 01:21AM

hahaha laughing my butt off over here.

Any humor surrounding Jesus is hilarious to me these days for some reason.

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: December 27, 2020 01:28AM

I'm loving it. My kids know better than to try to spring that on me!!

Seriously, I wouldn't want to be in that guy's shoes when his parents find out. . .

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Posted by: olderelder ( )
Date: December 27, 2020 11:47AM

catnip Wrote:
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> Seriously, I wouldn't want to be in that guy's
> shoes when his parents find out. . .

He could feign ignorance. "It's who?"

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: December 27, 2020 02:36AM

Mormonism reminds me of when Han said to Chewie: “No reward is worth this.”

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: December 28, 2020 12:25AM


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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: December 28, 2020 05:56PM

Soooo, I went to the Pancake Painter's website to see if he'd uploaded any about Trump. He has! But be careful scrolling - he's not covering every peen with a pancake anymore.

This link *IS* safe for work and for the mind - no peens (but if you start to scroll, that's on you): https://www.flickr.com/photos/dan_lacey_pancakes/50632417747/



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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: December 28, 2020 07:20PM

I'm not sure what you are talking about, Beth. The first picture in that series is of a peen covered by a pancake.

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Posted by: iceman9090 ( )
Date: December 28, 2020 10:22PM

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
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> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqL__1lUwAEuolg?format
> =jpg&name=900x900


I like the meter stick that is on the left side. It is yellow. I guess it is for levelling things.

~~~~iceman9090

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: December 28, 2020 10:24PM

It's called a level, not a meter stick.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: December 28, 2020 03:52PM

When will someone pass of Emperor Paletine for Rusty?

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