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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 01:17PM


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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 01:20PM

Um, I give up.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 01:25PM

Younger than 50.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 01:26PM

A newer mainstreaming Mormon who didn't grow up thinking Mormons shouldn't do that?

A Christmon?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 01:56PM

dagny Wrote:
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> A Christmon?

I like it. On Ward Christmon Soldiers.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 01:45PM

Hedging their bets?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 01:50PM

A crossdresser!

...and they can now go to LDS chapels!

“The transgender policy states that everyone is welcome to attend our meetings and we should create a warm welcoming environment for all, including persons who identify as transgender,” Perkins said. “At the same time, the policy clarifies that some things in the church are gender-specific.”

https://www.fox13now.com/news/local-news/lds-church-defines-what-transgender-members-can-and-cannot-do-in-new-handbook-policy

I remember when showing up in a cross was worse than a dress and my mother wore suit pants to church.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 12, 2021 10:06AM

Cross-dresser. Good one.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 02:04PM

ziller's girl wore one ~


she was a jack-mormon tho ~


rilly big teds too ~



ლ(╹◡╹ლ)



seeing that gold cross ~



real up close and personal ~



sure was beautiful ~



(o)(o)



vampires don't like it ~



but ziller gott damn sure did ~



was not scared at all ~



(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)



felt kind of aukward ~



when it tangled in her hair ~



what wood jesus do ? ~



¸¸><((((º> ¸.•´¯`•.¸¸><((((º>¸.•´¯`•.¸¸><((((º>¸.•´¯`•.¸¸



prolly lay on hands ~



and call on the holy ghoast ~



babynames dot com ~



(⚆_⚆)

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 02:56PM

> what wood jesus do ? ~

That wood be a great, great line.

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Posted by: anon 4 this joke ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 02:18PM

An insufferable rood Mormon.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 02:40PM

Double crossed?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 04:16PM

Double-crossed-plus-God.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/double-plus-good

More good.

"Hence, with the addition of more, or the contraction, mor, we have the word MOR-MON; which means, literally, more good.[25]"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_(word)#:~:text=It%20has%20been%20stated%20that,from%20the%20Greek%20word%20mormo.&text=Hence%2C%20with%20the%20addition%20of,means%2C%20literally%2C%20more%20good.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/11/2021 04:16PM by Elder Berry.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 04:19PM

Conflicted.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 04:39PM

Yup. I was going to say "confused."

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 04:41PM

*Poof*



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/11/2021 04:41PM by Lot's Wife.

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 04:22PM

Evidently, the whole "no cross" thing wasn't always a rule. I have a pic of my great aunt as a child wearing one. This was in
Panguitch and her parents were mormon. Go figure.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 04:28PM

I call this Mormon a liar.

"Maybe you’re thinking that because Mormons don’t use crosses ourselves, we look down on those who do. But that's not true! In the 11th Article of Faith, it states that “We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.” Basically what we’re saying here is that if wearing a cross helps you to remember Christ and His sacrifice for you, by all means, wear one."
https://www.theodysseyonline.com/why-dont-mormons-wear-crosses

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 04:34PM

I have a cute little foam Jesus figurine of him praying in the garden of Gethsemane. You can wet it with red-colored water and then give it a little squeeze to show him sweating blood for my sins. ...And your sins, too, Gladys!

We're all sinners, but me less than most, goddam it!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 04:42PM

I'm sure that's true. It's hard to commit the really fun sins if you spend your days on a couch watching Phil Donahue reruns.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 05:29PM

Does the water make him naked as well?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 07:25PM

I have a jalapeno cheeto that looks like mary holding the baby Jesus. Jesus doesn't bleed though.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 07:27PM

Squeeze harder.

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 07:48PM

Not sure if that's as impressive as the face of Anubis appearing in a mustard stain on my shirt.

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Posted by: lurking in ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 08:05PM

Crossover

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Posted by: Adam the warrior ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 08:05PM

A contradiction.

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Posted by: blindguy ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 10:12PM

A Roman Catholic wannabe.

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Posted by: cl2 ( )
Date: January 11, 2021 10:23PM

in elementary school and they are baptists. She wanted a cross, so I got her one. My older sister was very upset about it. I should buy my daughter a new one (of course, I'm kidding--we've been getting along too well for the past few years since I decided not to react to her attempts to trigger me).

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Posted by: lapsed2 ( )
Date: January 12, 2021 09:18AM

Shunned

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Posted by: lapsed2 ( )
Date: January 12, 2021 04:19PM

In Utah, exmormons and nonmormons will wear a cross so people won’t assume they are Mormon. Several friends have told that, even though they are agnostic.

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: January 12, 2021 04:11PM

A cross mormon?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 12, 2021 04:41PM

A cross their universe - cross Kolobians.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: January 13, 2021 10:51PM

You never Call a mormon!

(They do the calling, if you aren't on the Shun, Neglect, & Forget [SHIfT] List.)

NEVER Cross a mormon
They can't Cross the road

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: January 15, 2021 06:33PM

Jack

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 15, 2021 07:46PM

Jacked.

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