Date: February 17, 2021 08:43PM
The song I was mocking is a very nice song, albeit not so much for hardcore, really macho Atheists like I pretend to be.
I believe this is the most popular version (as opposed to "the most popular virgin", which title is very, very hard to retain, for reasons I won't go into...).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJAE59E3_Cw
And it does have twice have the line that starts, "Every time I hear a newborn baby cry..." But the ending I supplied, 'a guy leaves town' is fun, because people are more weird, or weirder, than they are wonderful...or wonderfuler.
If you have the time, listen to the song. As I say, it's really inspirational, if you think ghawd is watching you (by Bette Midler!! OMG!!!).