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Posted by: Screen ( )
Date: February 16, 2021 09:06AM

22 years of passionate loving, cooked meals, etc.

https://youtu.be/XOBmClN4TzE

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: February 16, 2021 12:33PM

The lord will provide.

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: February 16, 2021 03:56PM

"Or not, according to His will."

.....Amos Starkadder

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Posted by: OzDoc ( )
Date: February 16, 2021 05:44PM

Cludgie, if I didn’t already feel you were sympatico the fact that you love Cold Comfort Farm cements it.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: February 17, 2021 02:21AM


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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: February 18, 2021 07:33PM

There just aren't enough people who even know about the movie, are there? Yes, I too warm up to people who know the movie or the book. We watch Cold Comfort at least once a year. Even though I know all the lines now, I still laugh until I hurt. Every character is perfect. My daughter even made me a decorative plaque that says, "There'll be no butter in hell!!" Everyone asks me what's that about.

Also, that's one of my favorite parts of the movie: "Ye miserable,crawlin'worms. Are ye here again then? Have ye come like Nimshi, son of Rehoboam, secretly out of your doomed houses, to hear what's comin' to ye? ... Ye've come, dozens o' ye, like rats to the granary, like field mice when there's harvest home. And what good will it do ye?! You're all damned! DAMNED!!"

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: February 18, 2021 07:36PM

(I also use every excuse to tell people that I am somewhat "soaked in nature's fecund blessing." Great line. And from Stephen Fry, to boot.)

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: February 16, 2021 12:57PM

Wives are usually entitled to a certain minimum percentage of the estate.

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Posted by: schrodingerscat ( )
Date: February 18, 2021 04:12PM

Gold diggers deserve to get shafted.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: February 18, 2021 06:11PM

Yeah, cuz it seldom pans out!

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Posted by: Void K. Packer ( )
Date: February 18, 2021 06:17PM

A cereal punster strikes again.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: February 18, 2021 06:26PM

"Jesus is that most annoying of humans, a surreal punster."


--Judic West, Janissary from Jordan, currently seconded to North Disneyland

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: February 18, 2021 07:22PM

I think you should spell it accurately: It's not Jesus, it's HeyZeus

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: February 18, 2021 07:26PM

Hey Zeus, may I have a word with that scrawny little god Jesus?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: February 18, 2021 07:31PM

Oof!!! What do you know about propitiating the ghawds?

(Things are kinda tough nowadays, so a couple or three $20 bills should get you to the head of the line...)

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: February 18, 2021 07:41PM

I hear you, Jesus, but I need a little help.

I'm short on dollar-denominated currency here amongst on Palawan, but I presume you'll accept forty centavos? After all, that other broad got away with a couple of parasitic mites.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: February 18, 2021 10:11PM

"...here amongst on Palawan..."

That's very poetic!


"Here amongst on Palawan
The nymphs, ramshackled,
Sang to the druid of
Desire, who listened,
Paused, then sneezed ..."

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: February 18, 2021 10:34PM

You found a typo!

I do confess. I had originally written "amongst the cultural Marxists on Mindanao" but decided to avoid giving attention to He Whose Name Changes with the Wind. Instead, I opted for "here on Palawan," an island with very few Marxists of any stripe.

If you wanted to visit an island, however, I would meet you on Crete and describe my life amongst the. . . you know!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/18/2021 10:43PM by Lot's Wife.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: February 18, 2021 11:09PM

Your lips say one thing, but your beetle-brow says another!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: February 19, 2021 12:11AM


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