Recovery Board  : RfM
Recovery from Mormonism (RfM) discussion forum. 
Go to Topic: PreviousNext
Go to: Forum ListMessage ListNew TopicSearchLog In
Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 03:14PM

Anyone know if they are removing the large solem assembly rooms from the temples?

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: scmd1 ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 03:22PM

Have you heard a rumor to that effect?

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 05:22PM

No. The church seems to be silent on the matter. But with the removal of the murals, additional "instruction rooms" and second set of oxen. I find it hard to imagine a whole floor being left to a rarely used chapel.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 03:32PM

When missionaries were not so numerous, all new missionaries spent a week at the Salt Lake City Mission Home, getting hosed down with righteousness.

One of the hosing sessions was at the Salt Lake Temple, where after a session, the females (LMs) were dismissed and all the males were escorted up to the solemn assembly hall.

We were encouraged to ask any questions we had. I don't recall a single question, but I bet I could give the appropriate answer.

I do remember thinking how old and shriveled all the old White guys looked.

It was the following day that I accidentally flipped Joseph Fielding Smith the bird. I hope this is mentioned at any vigil that is held after the Waterbear aliens kidnap me.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 05:56PM

You flipping off Joseph Fielding Smith reminded me of something that happened to a missionary pal of mine. He was driving in SLC near the COB when a large sedan cut him off. My friend started cussing and came up next to car to give the driver at least a glare if not the middle finger. He saw that the driver was N. Eldon Tanner (who was then in the First Presidency).

I wonder if President Tanner was a bit too old to be driving-or helping to lead the church, at that time.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: nli ( )
Date: March 24, 2021 02:35PM

elderolddog Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

>... It was the following day that I accidentally
> flipped Joseph Fielding Smith the bird.

My TBM father did worse: It was stake quarterly conference in our stake, and JFS was the visiting General Authority. Just after the morning session ended, my dad was in the men's room standing at one of the urinals, and he said to his friend at the neighboring urinal, "Boy, that Joseph Fielding Smith is sure full of himself, isn't he!" Just then JFS came out of one of the stalls.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 24, 2021 06:39PM

Oh, that's bad!

At least in my case JFS could content himself knowing I was already cursed...

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Kentish ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 09:07PM

Sat in JFS's apartment once interviewing his wife on her birthday. He sat in the chair opposite and appeared completely out of it until about 10 minutes after she said something he voiced his agreement.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 09:11PM

If you don't mind saying, were you working for a church publication at the time?

Or perhaps the CDC?

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 09:22PM

I hope he says MI5!!!

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 10:26PM

If he was still a UK citizen, it would have been MI6. But you know that, don't you George.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 10:50PM

Big Smiley!

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 10:58PM

Come in from the cold, Karla.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 11:36PM


Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 11:41PM

Yes, there are both an MI5 and an MI6.

Roughly, MI5 is domestic like the FBI; and MI6 is foreign and secret, like the CIA.

So if Kentish were spying on a Mormon leader in the US, he would have been employed by MI6.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: kentish ( )
Date: March 16, 2021 11:01AM

No such glamor as MI5 or MI6. Church News.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 16, 2021 11:04AM

Is it okay if EOD and I pretend that you were working for MI6?

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Kentish ( )
Date: March 16, 2021 02:47PM

First rule of an agent. Never tell. Journalism is a perfect cover. Just know, I am watching and taking notes.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 16, 2021 02:50PM

I knew it!

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Spintobear ( )
Date: March 24, 2021 07:26AM

A friend of mine that used to accompany her on the piano told me they had to transpose the music down a step every couple years. Her voice kept going down down down. Maybe she was going down down down on JFS

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: March 15, 2021 11:56PM

Maybe they were investigating her singing as an act of terrorism if she ever sang in the UK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duFYcQ9z4B4

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 16, 2021 12:04AM

Well, I don't think I'll be able to get that out of my mind for a good long time.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: scmd1 ( )
Date: March 17, 2021 06:20PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1,000,000,000,000,000

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: schweizerkind ( )
Date: March 25, 2021 11:54AM


Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 16, 2021 12:44PM

Turn them into condos for the super-righteous, super wealthy (but only 99 year leases).

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 17, 2021 06:53PM

Nah, the leases should be 110 years so they can pretend the residents are still active members until the very last minute.

Then they clear the corpses out.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: March 17, 2021 09:20PM

like they need the "solemn assembly" rooms. I once had to attend a solemn assembly in the DC temple. Their assembly room is pretty huge, and all those podiums are kind of intimidating. But I was in for the most boring two hours of my life. I'm still trying to get those hours back. I never learned what made it "solemn," or how that would even help.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: March 20, 2021 03:07AM

The Logan, Manti, Salt Lake and Washington DC temples all have solemn assembly halls on the top floor. They take up almost half the temple. The original blue prints for the Salt Lake temple had two assembly halls just like the Kirkland and Nauvoo.

Temp,es used to be two meeting halls, offices and class rooms. The essentially were multipurpose buildings. I think Joseph Smith becoming a free mason gave him ideas to make the temple more secret and make it more of a fraternity.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: robinsaintcloud ( )
Date: March 18, 2021 08:04PM

It took a long time to vacuum the carpet in the solemn room in DC temple when i was a janitor there back in 1975-76 after the glorious mission to the philippines.
It was also a balancing act to wipe out the ring around the font and not fall on the oxen horns.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 19, 2021 12:44PM

Do you have any info to share about the change from a paid janitorial staff to volunteer janitors?

I think a lot of changes from 'old ways' to 'new ways' took place in the mid-70s.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 19, 2021 01:13PM

I had a friend whose career as an electrician then postal worker then church janitor was ended when ChurchCo went to 'volunteers'; his wife divorced him & she took up with a parts manager at a car dealership...

See how those things ripple thru people's lives?

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 20, 2021 03:47AM

It's a good point. The suits in SLC make their decisions with scant regard for the lives of people affected thereby.

Just like any other corporation--but the church teaches us all it is a loving, supportive organization. The irony is divine.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 20, 2021 12:06PM

The Divine in the concept, the Devil in the details...

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: March 20, 2021 04:52PM

elderolddog Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The Divine in the concept, the Devil in the
> details...


The details of Joseph smith'$ dreams, embellishments, superstitions, lies, imagination, and practices.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: March 21, 2021 10:20AM

Heartless Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Anyone know if they are removing the large solem
> assembly rooms from the temples?
HEY!!
It is their club--"they" own the rules "they" can do what "they" damn well please

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 21, 2021 12:52PM

Respect, Please, because they're Solemn!

Options: ReplyQuote
Go to Topic: PreviousNext
Go to: Forum ListMessage ListNew TopicSearchLog In


Screen Name: 
Subject: 
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 ********   ********   ******   **    **  **     ** 
 **     **     **     **    **  **   **   ***   *** 
 **     **     **     **        **  **    **** **** 
 **     **     **     **        *****     ** *** ** 
 **     **     **     **        **  **    **     ** 
 **     **     **     **    **  **   **   **     ** 
 ********      **      ******   **    **  **     **