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Posted by: Tyson Dunn ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 12:04PM

Okay, maybe they didn't go away, but for the first time since I moved to New England, I saw Mormon missionaries in my town!

We were out walking, when we saw them standing on a porch a few houses away from the corner we had just rounded. I said a few loud sentences with the word "elders" in them, but I guess they were too far away to hear.

I guess that the pandemic restrictions on knocking doors must have been lifted.

Tyson

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 12:56PM

I see them here occasionally....just walking...never approaching a door. Maybe not this week though. Gonna be in the 90's all week.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 01:59PM

I see them riding their bikes all over town.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 02:12PM

I never see any at the golf course!

Is there something in the scriptures about golfers?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 02:22PM

Golfers were way down on the end of the fence that blacks were sitting on in the war in heaven. They were so concerned about how to "keep score" in life so they could look cool and important that they were cursed to play the game in life and forever be disappointed by their performance on the course.

Many of the passages in the BOM that have the word "Lamanites" in them used to say "Lamanites and golfers" but that changed in subsequent editions due to the heavy influx of Scottish folks into the church in the 1800's.....who were also white.

And you're a Lamanite and a golfer? Wow! Or should I say "Ow"!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 02:24PM

> And you're a Lamanite and a golfer?



...it seemed like a good idea at the time...

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 02:29PM

It always does......until you're stuck in the sand trap without a a steel sword....or a wedge!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 02:52PM

I always feel loathsome in a sand trap!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 11:29PM

Roy G Biv Wrote:
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....or a wedge!

I'm just wondering how you know about EOD's underwear.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 02:25PM

The Devil controls the water hazards.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 03:10PM

Just this morning I thought I saw the Destoyer riding on the waters. Turned out it was just a golfer in plaid pants and a striped shirt trying to fish his ball out of the pond.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 03:20PM

Golfers....always playing with their balls.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 03:22PM

Where else but golf courses have hand-cranked ball washers?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 03:46PM

Other than my house?

But then I do have two scuffle hoes.

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Posted by: bobofitz ( )
Date: June 29, 2021 10:02AM

They may be hand cranked....but they work so well !! I’d use them more.....but it kinda hurts.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: June 28, 2021 10:49PM

I Nephi, having been born of brainwashed parents, therefore being taught the BS of my father, pedaled my bike all over town trying to sell a lame religion to people who know it’s a cult.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: June 29, 2021 11:33AM

I've seen 3 sets of LDS missionaries out and about town. Also I've seen Baptists going up and down the street putting pamphlets on doors. It's a zillion degrees outside. Out of all the problems in the world, they are out proselytizing. Imagine if people spent as much time worrying about this life as they do brown nosing for the next.

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Posted by: Dr. No ( )
Date: June 29, 2021 11:51AM

I always offer water, just being civil, and get the inevitable

"Have you heard anything about the Mormon church?"
"I know more than both of you combined."
"Oh! What have you heard?"

Entertainment begins after that.
(Not mean or anything, just bored)

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