He was always in accord

thedesertrat1 Wrote:
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> He was always in accord

Heresy!
Jesus would for sure drive a 'Murican car!! A 15-passenger Suburban or some such.
With Utah plates.

Who knows for sure what car but the donkey he rode was no Mustang.

Not sure, but God drove a Plymouth.

He drove Adam and Eve from the Garden in a Fury.

I heard he rode dinosaurs.

Only when his El Camino was in the shop.

A Christler of coursed.

Well done!

It comes with a 2,000 year guarantee. After that you'd better have Car Shield.

Yeah, but did he get that extended warranty?

FTW

Did he have a little statue of himself on the dash?

Jesus in a hula skirt!!

Pics or it didn't happen!

;)

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car.
Dressed in colors pink and pleasant,
Glows in the dark, 'cause he's irridescent,
With plastic Jesus, I know I'll go far.


Sometimes nothing is a pretty cool hand.

That song is a hymn and a parody all at the same time.

It is a masterpiece.

Originally an advertisement song for the Pink and Pleasant Plastic Icon Company of Del Rio, Texas.

I saw a group called "Widespread Panic" perform it on Youtube.

I swear I got chills up and down my back, when I heard it.

That's when I knew it was a hymn -- a real hymn. At least the way he sang it.

"Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestone, sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell.

Going 90 won't be scary
'cause you'll have the virgin Mary
telling you that you won't go to hell.


That's just what I'm going to do. I'm gonna get me a sweet madonna and have it made into a necklace.

You just can't be too careful these days.

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Thar'e'be

An Alfa (Romeo) and a (Chevrolet) Omega of course.

Roy G Biv Wrote:
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> An Alfa (Romeo) and a (Chevrolet) Omega of course.
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Brilliant :-D

Roy G Biv is single-handedly proving that the notion of Biorhythms* is real!!! He's blasting 6's on all three readings!!







*The biorhythm theory is the pseudoscientific idea that our daily lives are significantly affected by rhythmic cycles with periods of exactly 23, 28, and 33 days, typically a 23-day physical cycle, a 28-day emotional cycle, and a 33-day intellectual cycle. (it always bothered me that both the male and female menstrual cycles were ignored!)

This was huge back in the 60s and 70s!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biorhythm_(pseudoscience)

Excuse me while I go check my biorhythms.....yep, right on time, every morning after I finish my coffee!

Definitely some sort of "Cross Over".

He had to settle for an old Saturn because the stingy church wouldn't invest any of their billions to build a Kolob.