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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 12:28PM

I make sourdough from a 200 year old recipe
From this I create fabulous pizza
MY PROBLEM:
Since my wife died I have no lady with whom to share the pizza
Is there any way I can invite an RFM lady to share?

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Posted by: loislane ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 12:50PM

I dunno. What kind of pizza is it?

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 01:31PM

loislane Wrote:
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> I dunno. What kind of pizza is it?
It can be pepperoni Or Italian sausage or ground beef
The point is It is extremely delicious and served here in Orem at my place



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/13/2021 01:32PM by thedesertrat1.

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Posted by: loislane ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 03:22PM

Alas, I am on the East Coast, too far away to make pizza run to Orem, Utah.

But if it is company you crave may I make a suggestion?

Put a sign in your yard "FREE PIZZA, EVERY FRIDAY, 6:00 to 8:00."

Of course, you will get male pizza lovers as well as female pizza lovers, but you will get plenty of company. If you have another sign that says "Donations accepted," you may not even be out any $$$$.

If you live in Orem, it is a safe bet that many of your customers will be ex-Mormons. And the thing they will all have in common is a love of pizza.

And if you have the right pizza oven, sparks will fly!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 04:14PM

My 85 year old mother lives in Orem and is a recent widow. thedesertrat1, you would have to play her as well about being a believing Mormon. you in?



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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 02:14PM

You got to work it a little harder. You need Instagram pics of your pizzas. You need to help them understand how they need your pizza instead of someone else's pepperoni.

Your approach is more like trying to lure a lady with meat. Milk before meat.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 03:41PM


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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 04:16PM

Now you are talking. But pick a place to meet. Inviting strangers to your home is a bit on the bold side of things.

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 08:31PM

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> Now you are talking. But pick a place to meet.
> Inviting strangers to your home is a bit on the
> bold side of things.
Yes but I am not bashful

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Posted by: logged out today ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 02:26PM

If you sprinkle edible gold dust (it's a real thing) on the pizza, the Annunaki might come by.

They might kidnap you and make you a slave in their gold mines on Hydron-4, but OTOH you could get an autographed photo of Ishtar! I hear she's super hot!

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 02:27PM

Are pizzas the new etchings?

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 02:39PM

I am not not not playing some sort of juvenile game here.
Since my wife died I sometimes get the lonelies
I used to own a pizza place so I thought it might be a generous offer.
I could feed somebody and at the same time have some company.
What is wrong with that?

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 02:50PM

Not a thing wrong with that. Just a joke. :) Did not mean it like that.

I hope you find some company and your pizzas must be dynamite if you used to own a pizza place. Mangiate voi.

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 02:53PM

thank you

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 05:38PM

It never would have occurred to me to make a pizza from sourdough bread, but it sounds delicious! I hope that you find a friend to share it with.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 05:42PM

Makes the best dough. My Mormon neighbor does it. I've only found it at Schlotzsky's but it isn't as good as the homemade stuff.

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 08:29PM

I don't make pizza from sourdough bread I make It from sourdough which I prepare especially for that purpose

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Posted by: kathleen ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 05:54PM

I'd apply, but you banished me to a coal shovel instead of a harp. Does that mean I'd be eating the burnt pizza ??????

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 07:59PM

kathleen Wrote:
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> I'd apply, but you banished me to a coal shovel
> instead of a harp. Does that mean I'd be eating
> the burnt pizza ????
Please apply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No burnt pizza



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2021 01:45PM by Concrete Zipper.

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Posted by: kathleen ( )
Date: September 13, 2021 11:19PM

What a very sweet offer. One mention of your sour-dough crust pizza and you’d be swamped with the enormous glut of my family, and you’d say, “I’m not sure this is what I bargained for!”

Thank you. Sounds absolutely delicious!!!

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: September 14, 2021 11:57AM

Action is now in your hands



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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: September 14, 2021 12:28PM

I started making what I call "Street Pizza". I use "street taco" flour tortilla's that are about 4-5 inches in diameter. Put some sauce on it, pizza sauce, Caesar dressing, olive oil and garlic, etc., then add cheese, toppings and more cheese, top with Italian seasoning, bake at 400 F until toasty, cheese is getting brown spots and tortilla is crispy. WAY GOOD, super easy and fun! Cheap too. I make pepperoni, tomato and basil, Mediterranean chicken, BBQ bacon. etc.....anything you want.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: September 14, 2021 12:41PM


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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: September 14, 2021 12:49PM

For a delivery fee and generous tip? Sure!

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: September 14, 2021 12:58PM

No tips over here. 15% service charge on everything ;-)

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: September 15, 2021 10:53AM

Soft Machine Wrote:
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> No tips over here. 15% service charge on
> everything ;-)
I would love to deliver to paris B U T the airfare makes it cost prohibitive

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Posted by: Dorothy ( )
Date: September 14, 2021 12:54PM

If I was in Utah you'd have your company!

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Posted by: Pizza ( )
Date: September 15, 2021 02:19AM

Soliciting?

This ain't a dating site

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: September 15, 2021 10:33AM

why are responders twisting the purpose of my post.
I AM NOT TRYING TO "HOOKUP"
I just get lonesome sometimes and could use somebody to talk to

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: September 15, 2021 10:49AM

I'm sorry people are so mean. I see nothing wrong with your post. Loneliness is such an oppressive thing to fight. I admire your attempt to meet your needs. Our society is not really structured to help with loneliness, but rather to foster it. We're all just supposed to sit in our homes by ourselves and deal with it. That doesn't help! I think reaching out is the right approach.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: September 15, 2021 11:29AM

When I was young and Bette Midler put out her first album with that song, "Friends", the lyrics seemed like a life line of sort and the phrase "you got to have friends" meant a lot more to some of us than anyone would ever understand. Bette recommended in the song standing on a street corner until some show up. Hope you don't need to go that far, haha. I know what you mean and I hope you find some pals soon.

I don't think anyone meant to be mean--just sometimes we need to joke so badly.

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Posted by: kathleen ( )
Date: September 15, 2021 11:16AM

I saw your dinner rolls in a video demonstration you created. Can you create a photography tour or cooking show where we are interactive with you ? Not quite sure how that would work, but it sounds fun.

BYW, your Arizona desert photos are gorgeous. Also, I was looking at your site once, and there was the dearest young boy demonstrating magic tricks. Is he your grandson ?

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: September 15, 2021 11:24AM

kathleen Wrote:
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> I saw your dinner rolls in a video demonstration
> you created. Can you create a photography tour or
> cooking show where we are interactive with you ?
> Not quite sure how that would work, but it sounds
> fun.
>
> BYW, your Arizona desert photos are gorgeous.
> Also, I was looking at your site once, and there
> was the dearest young boy demonstrating magic
> tricks. Is he your grandson ?
i WAS NOT AWARE OF THE MAGIC TRICKS i WILL LOOK IT UP
no relative

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: September 15, 2021 11:35AM

As long as we're on the subject of Pizza . . .

Some may be interested in my version of low carb, especially for diabetics.

I use Lavash bread. For those not familiar it is mideastern so may be hard to find, and it is paper thin but delicious. I slather green olive tapenade which is olive oil based all over and then top with shredded parmesan cheese. Molto Italiano. I put it on a sheet of tin foil and then put it on the barbecue on highh with the lid down. Only takes like five minutes to get crispy.

I also put regular pizza ingredients as well sometimes.

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: September 15, 2021 11:47AM

Sourdough
This is how I make sourdough!
Mix together 4 cups of flour, I tablespoon of salt, nd 2 cups of water.
Put this in a sealed container and set it on a shelf at room temp for 2 days.
It will bubble ferociously. Remove I/2 of the mix and replenish with 2 cups of flour and 1 cup 100* water. Allow this to ferment for a couple of days. The mix should start to have a sour smell.
At this point knead into I/2 cup of the mix enough flout to make a rubbery dough then set this in a covered dish fo an hour or so and see if it doubles in size. If it does you starter is ready.
If you need or want more help call me on my mobile 520-612-3230



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Posted by: kathleen ( )
Date: September 15, 2021 12:03PM

Oh, my gosh!! Screenshot for sure !!

Thank you, Desertrat!

You, too D&D. :)

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Posted by: Phazer ( )
Date: September 15, 2021 12:38PM

Craigs list activity board might have some leads.
Make the pizza and drop by the old folks home to share pizza and stories thought that is probably not as easy anymore.

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