Did God have visitation rights? Did Jesus spend every other weekend near Kolob? Did Elohim pay child support?

What are you talking about? Were Jesus's parents divorced? Or was his mom raped?

Well, let’s just say that Jesus’ dad was an absent father. Seems he skedaddled off to Kolob once Mary became pregnant.

I wonder if Jesus ever said to Joseph “I don’t have to listen to you, you’re not my real dad.”

I was very young when I was born. My folks were like parents to me. ;-D



Mary: Jesus, you're supposed to be helping the carpenter to learn a trade.

Jesus: Screw that. I'm gonna start a religion. People will believe anything and pay you for herding them around!

Mary: That's my boy. It's a good thing Joseph is so gullible.

Mary and Jesus: LOL! There's one born every minute.

Haha. So, even Joseph believed that Jesus was a 9lb premie?

For a gospel purporting to give an account of Jesus as a child, read The Infancy Gospel of Thomas.

Is this to be a serious discussion or just banter?

It's actually a coffee Klatch. You can turn it any which way you wish.

. . . Serious banter?

I heard Joseph and Mary didn't like him hanging around with that kid down the road, Keith, but the rest of the Richards family seemed nice enough.

Joe and Mary thought that Keith was too old to be hanging around with Jesus.

I'm an only child, so I can ask this...

Suppose I had a sister and a brother, and my brother got my sister pregnant and she had a boy...

Yes, he'd be my nephew, but also kind of a double brother!

But if my dad got my sister pregnant, their baby would would definitely be a double brother...

Wow! Religion is hard, which reminds me, did we, as graduates of the Y, have enough religion credits for a BS in religion?

It seems that Joseph and Mary had an open relationship where God was concerned. God in the bedroom started even before the Mormon church.

There should be more cases of parthenogenesis in the modern church, seeing as how God can't keep it in His pants, but maybe he learned His lesson.

He disappeared-

CrispingPin Wrote:
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> Did God have visitation rights? >
> Did Jesus spend every other weekend near Kolob? >
> Did Elohim pay child support? >

Separation/ no "visitation".
No. He stayed on (mother) Earth.
Earth supports even Jesus.

Children.

Jesus